Pi University
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| Pi University | |
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| Motto | Nos Credo Pi |
| Established | 1604 |
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| School type | Private |
| President | Fyungh Ng |
| Location | Compton, California, USA |
| Campus | Metropolis |
| Enrollment | {{{enrolled}}}, {{{graduates}}} |
| Endowment | $3.14 Trillion |
| Faculty | 245 |
| Mascot | Pi |
[edit] Brief Introduction
Pi University, an ivy league caliber school situated in the beautiful rolling hills of east-central Los Angeles, California's most beautiful neighborhood, Compton. Pi University is home to both the Pi Obelisk, a large granite structure which is updated daily having the newly discovered digits of Pi added. Additionally, Archimedes' circle, an on campus landmark from which when standing at any point on the circumference the golden rule can be made evident through the slopes and cracks in the sidewalk.
Pi University's current president, Fyungh Ng has attempted to continue the tradition of keeping Pi the most prestigious university in the world by admitting only 314 students a year. However these numbers quickly dwindle as students incapable of keeping up with the work load are either forced to transfer schools or sustain the ultimate punishment handed down by the faculty in being sent to Deep Springs college (Pi University's rival school) to learn the basics of cattle farming and air guitar.
