Legendary Pokemon

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This is a list of Legendary Pokemon. Why anyone would compile such a list however, is a mystery. There is also a List of the rest of the Pokémon that gets more love than this page does for some unknown reason.

I said Unknown! Hah! Pokemon joke! Well, Professor Oak liked it...

1 Articuno
2 Zapdos
3 Moltres
4 Others

[edit] Articuno

Articuno uses Ice beam!

Articuno is a frigid bird from the icy wastes of only God Knows Where. Articuno is easily recognised by it's blue eyes, long beak, and frosty, aloof temperament. She is considered the "scary bitch" of the Pokemon world and is generally avoided and made fun of by the other pokemon, although creatures not of her species (such as humans) often admire her beautiful plumage and incredible personal power.

There is currently one Articuno roaming North America and she has been seen stopping briefly in almost every state. Like all Legendary Pokemon, she does not stay in one place for very long, so come see her while you can! Stay sharp, Pokefans!

[edit] Zapdos

I swear this is the Zapdos card!

Zapdos is a yellow Electric type... just like Pikachu! It has black eyes... just like Pikachu! It is really elusive and Team Rocket is after it... just like Pikachu! It's spiky all over for no apparent reason... just like Pikachu!

Though Zapdos is touted as a powerful Pokemon, it's probably just Ash's Pikachu with wings strapped to it.

Either that or Pikachu got really drunk and decided to Nail Articuno. Given Articuno's temperament, however, the former is more likely.

[edit] Moltres

Moltres!

Moltres is a legendary Fire pokemon from the hot land of Fire Island. He is famous for his karaoke bar singing, bad luck with girls, outlandishly bright plumage, the strange chirping sounds he makes, and strangely cheery temperament.

Sadly, no Moltres have been seen since James joined Team Rocket. We are unsure as to why this phenomenon is. To the left you can see the last remaining picture of Moltres in it's Natural Habitat.

[edit] Others

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