Pikachu (Ash)
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Ash's Pikachu is different than all other pokemon in the entire Goldfish Bowl. Pikachu is wildly popular with people in general, (the only more popular pokemon is Charmillionaire) and has caused people to think that the particular species of Pokemon, Pikachu, is actually good. It isn't. They suck at everything. Ash's Pikachu has a few different traits than the others, although it ironically, and confusingly, is named Pikachu. One of this particular Pikachu's more easily identifiable differences with any other, is the fact that it can withstand any and all attacks thrown at it and can defeat any other pokemon with ease despite its level, or resistance to electric attacks. Grues at one point attempted to warp into the Pokemon universe to eat this particular Pikachu but, sadly, were unable to do so.
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[edit] Biography
Nothing was known about this Pikachu before the hit reality show Pokemon It was captured just before the show started, and given to Ash as a gag. After all, Pikachu suck at fighting. Everyone wanted to see a show about a whiny gay kid getting his butt whooped. However, this Pikachu was overpowered.
[edit] Pikachu Gets Chosen
Apparently, God was bored, and struck Pikachu with a bolt of lightning to see if the show would get any better. Pikachu got hella awesome powers, and was able to defy the rules set by the gameboy game, and zap anything, even ground type cheese! (A technique that had previously been mastered only by Chuck Norris) Therefore, Pikachu's rise to fame is not because of acting, but because of God. After all, how else could Pokemon have become so popular?
[edit] Acting Career
Pokemon is currently in season 10. Go ahead, count 'em. Pikachu has been in literally every episode and movie. It is extremely hot, and everybody loves it. In almost every episode, it defeats an unbeatable foe, creating a deus ex machina at the end of virtually all episodes. Convenient, eh?
In recent news, Pikachu has been offered the lead role in John Woo's remake of Hard Boiled . In this role, Pikachu gets to shoot 5 million bullets from two pistols before reloading and can defy the laws of gravity and decency. It is been rated "R" for "Really stupid, but your dumbass kids will want to watch the fucking thing anyway, so you might as well get it over with".
[edit] Kidnapping
During season 10, in the shooting, Pikachu gets kidnapped. (And there was much rejoicing) More on this trauma is on this page!
[edit] Role on the Media
Everyone knows who Pikachu is. Everyone knows tons of stuff about this horrible creature, although most people deny it. Pikachu is the role model for all reality shows. Everyone wants their reality show to be as good as this crappy yellow rat's.
[edit] Pikachu
Pika pika, PIKA-CHU!!!
MOTHER OF GOD GET THIS YELLOW FUCK OFF OF ME OW! DAMMIT IT BIT ME ! I HAS THE RABI-AIDS
[edit] See Also
- Pikachu
- Ash
- Misty
- Brock
- Team Rocket
- Numa Numa
- Religion
- Obsession
- Idol Worship
- Yellow Mouse-Type things that can shoot sparks out of their cheeks
- Green
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