Pikachu seizure
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“AGGGGUGUGUGGU-EPI-EPILEP-EPPISS-S-S-SEZ-S-Z-EIZURE-GUHG-GHU”
~ Pokemon Kid on Pikachu seizure
A psychodelic technology perfected by the Japanese shadow government in the late 1990s.
Though the "Pikachu Seizure Effect" is often thought to come from the name of a Pokémon character, the opposite is in fact true. Discovered by Denmark's Nation Television Laboratory in 1986, perkh atchoo zeezoor, in Danish, means "Happy Fun Good Time." The term was adopted by Japanese scientists seeking a way to fuse squid and rock candy into the Bose-Einstein condensate required to power the DoKoMo space laser, which was intended to extend the capacity of text messaging as well as vaporize political opponents--a happy fun good time, indeed.
The mentally debilitating consequences often attributed to perkh atchoo zeezoor are a side effect of quantum distortions in the BTE (broadcast-television-elf) field, producing a noticeable flickering. It is actually, however, the sixth dimensional squid funk, and not the flashing lights, that causes small children to roll all over the ground like great drooling gits.
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