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Were you looking for Pimpin', chimp, or climp, or perhaps even wimp?

A typical pimp with his bitch

Since the beginning of time (1942), the Pimp has been an important character in western Literature, appearing in childs books and even adult novels (See Clifford the Big Red Dog and The Cat in the Hat). Classic examples of Pimps in literature include: The Bible, The Koran, The Pimp of Florencia, and No Holds Barred (50 Cent's book). Examples of Pimps in film include: "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" and the rabbit in "Alice in Wonderland".

[edit] Creation of Pimp and The Pimp of Florencia

Louis XVI the Megapimp. France in its entirety was his bitch and his pimp hand was way strong.

The Pimp is a classic fictional character and literary archetype, created by William Shakespeare in 1942. Shakespeare names his character "Pimpolius", that can be translated as "the guardian of the flowers".

During Act III, scene IV of "The Pimp of Florencia", Pimpolius is stabbed by one of the maidens he has been ordered to protect, and steals his wallet. On dying, he claims his well known speech:

Oh, thou that hast hurt me

Oh, thou muddafacka bitch,

You, ho !

I cut ya face when I get up..

Nay shall you maketh me shove thine rapier upside thou head..

And he dies.

Pimpolius is buried with all his ceremonial clothes, and those include his cane, his fur coat, his high heeled shoes and his feathered hat. A sad disco tune plays during the funeral scene, and all the ho's bring the muddafacka to da grave.

[edit] The Study of Pimpology

Oscar the Pimp struts his stuff, but he still gave props to Frank Oz, the Muppet-Master Pimp.

Pimpology as itself is a broad study. The study of Pimpology covers many facets including "Pimp Canery", "Pimp Hattery", and "smackin dem hoz down".

The study of pimpiology is primarily centered in "da Vatican Hood", As it is home to God's, Right Hand man (The Pope).

The best way to start your studying of pimpology is to obtain a scholarship with the University of Hoe Bashing Time. They offer valuable classes on the fundemental aspects of pimping. Such as : Finding Your Ass Some Bitches, Getting Threads, Collecting Hoe Money, Pimp Slapping, Whooping that trick, and a variety of other excellent courses. Upon completion of a final year exam you collect your PimpHD in Pimpology, and a complentary crown, pimp staff, and pimp glove to start of your career whoopin dem hoes asses.

[edit] Other uses of the word 'Pimp'

The Pimp hand stays strong, biatch.

1. "Pimp my ride", the word pimp is slang for "ruin".
2. "Rappers", Used specifically by rappers from the suburbs (i.e. Kanye West) to make them appear "hardcore".
3. “It's hard out here for a pimp”
   

~ Michael Jackson "

1. "im a pimp" mean i take it like a man from behind and i dnt care who knows it.

[edit] Pimp Language

Some pimps have power.

The elusive 'Pimplish' language was invented in 6 B.C. and was commonly used by pimps such as the Virgin Mary and Winnie the Pooh. Some more well-known phrases include:

• Yo homie you cannot GED wid dis muddafuckin hoe
• Ma bitch
• I is da shizzle in mo' fizzle

shizzle my nizzle

• Don't touch my hoe bro
• Hello I am a pimp.
• It's hard out here for a pimp.
• Hallo, ich bin einen pimipensaft
• Hola, soy un pimp
• bitch beddah have mah munny
• Fill out another form? I gets my WICA stamps HERE and NOW or SOMEBODY goin'get bussed-up.

It is credited for its originality but made unpopular due to its lack of sense.

Pimps also use a wide range of body language and ritualistic dances as shown below:

Michael Jackson