Pimpin'
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“I don't know what ya' heard 'bout me, but I'm a mother-fucking P-I-M-P, bitch!”
~ George Bush on Pimmpin'
“I have the Pimpin' skill cape! ”
~ Hack Soldier on Pimmpin'
Player-owned hookers, was finally legalized in DoubieScape, with the addition of the skill, Pimpin’! Everywhere, it seems like FagSex pleased just about every pervert with this crappy addition.
Pimps who were begging for their own hookers were pleased to finally see their dreams come true. We’ve seen these pimps frantically purchase all the dildos, vibrators, and dikes they can afford in order to build the biggest and best Pimp Business.
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This has had a major impact on the slave industry. Random slave women are selling for the outrageous prices of pregnant slave women, if not more. Prices for items in this skill are even seeing a big increase as others go down in price. Mr. Slave clothes, hooker clothes, dildo-weapons, and other crap for this skill are selling for far more than their prices in the last millenium. Even the rare sex toy industry has had prices skyrocketing, as everyone tries to buy “toys” to be ready to start their careers as pimps or hookers. Investors who are currious about Pimpin’s afects, this is a good time to keep eyes open for rising prices in this skill, and merchants are thriving in the dildo, vibrator, and hooker sales industry.
This definitely is in no way a short-term market, ‘cause players these days are perverts ‘cause their to fat and ugly to get real girls, but if you need to make money anytime, pimp and hooker supplies seem to be the best way to go from now until us DoubieScapers players all die of heart disease.
I noticed when this was first legalized that none of the condoms used in the past were items used in Pimpin’. Trojans, Durexs, and Condomis have yet to see their realease on the Pimpin’ scene, which they will, FagSex only wants their special brand condoms in the game for now. Prices of these condoms will surely drop (not much as few use them; that’s why 82% of DoubieScapers have aids), as everybody has FagSex condoms on their nearly non existent minds right now. Also with the sales of females in high demand, how long will it be till we see the border smugglers move from Chinese to Mexican?
The financial aspects of this skill are wonderful. With most DoubieScape skills, a addict or dealer can’t gather their own materials in order to make whatever drug their addicted to. With Pimpin’, all you got to do is recruit some skanks for your stable of hos, and make them work the streets to line your pockets! Even if one doesn’t hire skanks, random people will still make a lot of money for you, they just aren't worthwhile in the long term. There are rich, successful Pimps who can afford over nine million hookers within a couple days by using super bras on hookers, simply by making them wear em’ super bras. Please get excited about this. Getting that much experience by this strategy would cost only two billion lives, and there are surely no more effective ways to get hookers this quickly.
FagSex has finally done something successfull. Over the few days DoubieScape has existed. there has been 1 forbum thread and post from a pervert saying that too many immigrants are coming into the country and are not helping society. FagSex attempted to get them to work by creating the make 1000 Latin American drugs in five days for 1gp, and crystal meth’s new release, but they have not had any effect compared to what abducting people from their home countries to be hookers will. For those who criticized this new skill, think again as it helps the economy and it could give you plenty of good lovin as well!
[edit] Clothing
Pimps are definably cool in this update because they are able to wear purple and leopard skin suits that are down to your ankles without getting capped. They're top hats are also pretty frigging amazing. All together they would look like Willy Wonka if Willy Wonka was black but he is real white. He's like whiter then Micheal Jackson, and I mean if you look at them together Willy Wonka and Micheal Jackson kinda look like they are both molestors, but I mean pimps don't look like Micheal Jackson and Willy wonka since they are giving pimps a bad name by banging little boys rather than mistreating their hoes and capping off rivals. I just noticed that I have gotten real off topic but still pimps look cool and if you were pimp clothes somewhere, hooker prices drop and you can make a bundle of DoubieScape money, which will be worth nothing when FagSex closes down and runs of with you money and credit cards.
[edit] Conclusion
This is the best skill for the unsuccessful non graduates of Fartford University, and our players waddling to the top are willing to lose as much of their dignity and gain as much weight as they have to. Changing any whore-house's location (like Suburban, Urban and Ghetto) costs up to 399gp, adding whore rooms costs up to 25 gp, and the sex toys and other things in the rooms will increase customer happiness as you work on perfecting your whore-house and pimp buisness. I am not currious what drug addicts will spend their money on (we all no what I am talking about), after they earn tons off Pimpin’, the newest skill in DoubieScape.
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