Pink

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This article is about the color. For other uses, see faggot.

For the singer and the druggie, see Pink (Musician)

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“My armor is NOT pink, it's lightish red!”

~ Donut on his armor color

“It is hard to read this page!”

~ You guess who this is

Opposite of yellow.

Pink is a vile color that Satan himself wrought upon humanity to destroy the world of men.

Pink is a color often made by applying KY Jelly to homosexuals. This is sometimes described as "being in the pink," though the expression can also mean that one is not sick.

NOTE: The term pink should NOT be confused with Punk (however, some of them have pink hair).

"Pink" was not a color word known to Shakespeare, even though he was a flaming Elizabethan. In his day, the term faerie was used instead.

For that totally awesome Avril Lavigne clone, see P!nk.

[edit] Usage, symbolism, colloquial expressions

The leader in the Giro d'Italia road bicycle race wears a pink jersey (maglia rosa); this reflects the distinctive pink-colored newsprint of the sponsoring Italian La Gazzetta dello Sport newspaper. The pink coloring makes the rider easy to identify so that the other cyclists can beat the shit out of him for wearing such a queer shirt.

Pink is my new obsession.

Similarly, the (London) Financial Times newspaper has, since 1893, used a distinctive salmon-pink color for its newsprint, mainly as a way to suck discretionary income out of homosexuals and spit it into the stock market.

Pink is one of the two main colours of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. the other colour of course being invisible.

In Catholicism, a priest will don a pink vestment in order to alert the altar boys that it is time to apply the ceremonial lubricants to their private parts. However, in Protestantism, a pink candle is often used instead.

Pink's on the lips of your lover.

Pink is traditionally used on maps for territory ruled by the British Empire, for members of the Commonwealth of Nations, and other famous gay neighborhoods.

Pink gets me high as a kite.

Pink, being a 'watered-down' red, is sometimes used in order to praise a watered-down Republican ('Pinko').

In maps of political parties in Portugal, pink is used to represent the areas where it is not safe to touch anybody's olives or grapes.

Pink is the new kind of lingo.

When the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole, we saw his asshole, and it was pink.

While the West typically refers to adult films as "blue movies," in Japan these films are often called "Pink Movies." This is because when clothing is removed from little Japanese people they are revealed to be pink.

Pink is my favorite crayon.

Pink is the color of the snooker ball which has a 6-point value. A pink Ben-Wah ball, on the other hand, or in the other hand, is worth 69 points.

Pink can mean the scarlet coat worn in fox hunting, a.k.a. "doing it doggy-style with the hounds."

"Think Pink!" is a song by Barbra Streisand, about Norsemen using longboats to explore the upper reaches of her nose.

Pink is what happens when white is aroused, bleeding or embarrassed

[edit] Pink in gender and sexuality

The color pink has an association with female genitalia. Or salmon. The precise tone of pink must be known, as it is not possible to tell the difference solely by smell.

Some feminists have decried pink genitalia as something related to the pre-feminism "old-style female," who did not have testicles. Although this trend persists, the current wave of feminism advocates growing male genitalia.

Mothers beware if your son is wearing pink, then beat them with a stick and tell them to call a prostitute.

If you are at school and you see a student wearing a pink shirt, especially if it is a "polo", please apply the same actions stated above, do not hesitate to act if their collar is popped.

If a pet is found wearing any pink articles of clothing it's owner must be found immediately and have their soul destroyed due to the fact that its just weird.

[edit] Hot pink

Hot pink broke off from pink at the 1914 Pink Party Congress. While the two pinks have not had formal relations since that time, (even going to war in 1969 over which color would get to rule San Francisco), the Roman Catholic pope has tried to heal the schism by dressing altar boys in both varieties of pink underwire braws.

[edit] The Pink Race

Often mistaken for white people, the Great Pink Race is the great gift Hitler brought to our generation. Often called rednecks for their extreme pink colouring, they believe in using a pretty shade of genocide (red) and eugenics (white) to turn the whole world into rosafarbenehautubermench (pink-skinned-super-men).