Piss
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βPISS!!!β
~ Tourettes Guy on piss
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[edit] Notable instances of attempts to achieve piss
[edit] Levant
During the recent great heave in the Lebanon - Ehud Olmert, Hizbollah, Lebanon and Syria struggled to achieve piss and so called Condoleeza Rice in, some hot sex and masturbation then ensued and The White House subsequently announced that she had clearly got on top of things and denied that she had imposed herself as claimed, but that piss had not been achieved although firing had continued for some time, but that the threat of sending Margaret Beckett had soon stopped that.
βWe need to achieve a quick pissβ
~ George Bush on Piss Process
[edit] About Piss
Piss is sometimes yellow, and sometimes purple. If it is purple then you should go to the emergancy room imediatly. Or you could call Tom Cruise, who could help you with sceintology. Sometimes Recieving a blowjob, or having anysort of sexual intercourse will cause you to need to piss. This is not abnormal and you should piss before going to bed. If you drink your own piss, it will add 27.4 years onto your life. So have fun and drink up!
[edit] Balkans
βYellow, fizzy, delicious, yellow, fizzy, delicious, yellow, blurry, fizzilicious.β
~ Oscar Wilde on Piss
[edit] Biblical Roots
Moses crossed the Dead Sea, a sea exclusively of God's piss, so it wasn't that big of a deal for God to slosh his piss at the Egyptians.
[edit] After the Pub
Sloshed after 20 pints of Scrumpy Cider, then struggling then having thrown Kofi Annan, Bill Clinton and Margaret Beckett out telling them we didn't need them we had a slash; then Condoleeza Rice turned up and offered to help to get the piss talks going, we lied and the rest is history.
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