Plan 10 from Outer Space

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“I foiled it!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Plan 10

Plan 10 from Outer Space was an attempt by the Planners from Outer Space to try and conquer the Universe through entertainment rather than Galactic Bureaucracy.

Needless to say, it failed like the other nine plans before it.

[edit] Origins

Tired of failures to conquer the Galaxy, it was decided to try and wrestle power from Microsoft by gaining popularity through entertainment, especially as Daffy Duck was the only Planner from Outer Space with any comic talent out of the whole group. And so, Plan 10 became the name of the theatrical musical they were to perform.

[edit] Plot

The play takes place on Mars where the Planners from Outer Space complain about the state of humanity (to the theme of Humans ain't that much to Me by Rita and Runt), and realize how hard Microsoft are trying to take over The World, and so they begin to think of ways to wrest power from Microsoft "for the benefit of Humanity".

The rest of it is a whole three hours of going through all the failures of Plans 1 - 9 (Plan B from Outer Space is not referenced at all in the play), accompanied by crappy songs that rip off more talented artists and acting so bad you could stick a tail on it and call it a skunk.

[edit] Premier

The play opened on Broadway in 1989, to an audience of three, all of whom were newspaper critics. Nobody else ever went to the five performances that were put on, and no other theatrical agents would accept it.

The New York Times mentioned of Plan 10:

This piece of shit makes Springtime for Hitler look like a smash hit.

Considering what the Times normally says about plays, that is actually a pretty good review, but all the same, Plan 10, like it's predecessors, was destined to failure.

[edit] Soundtrack

A soundtrack was released in 1990, but attracted only one buyer, who was a collector of bad music, and has the soundtrack stored in his Worst pile, after Puberty Love by Ronny Desmond and Agricola's Ghost by Olton Ron. The tracks include:

• Humans ain't that much to Me
• Rocket Man
• Will Ye No Talk Proper
• The Time Woof
• Science Fiction / Double Feature
• Tragedy
• Space Oddity

[edit] Cast

• Planners from Outer Space - Themselves
• Slam Fondelson - Bill Gates
• Wolf Spritzer - Flesh Gordon
• Duanne Sewer - Elmer Fudd
• Bob Logan - The Microsoft Secretary