Plan A
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Plan A was originally intended to clean up the mess from Plan B, but whatever happened to Plan A? There are no records of it in the Galactic Planning Council, and the Planners from Outer Space deny that one ever existed.
However, there has been a single file found in the deep void of Hyperspace labelled Plan C, implying that Plan A was so bad that it was launched into Hyperspace and forgotten.
[edit] What was the Plan?
Nobody knows. The piece of paper inside the file read only as:
- "KPIC PU YDR-LCENANIG NO RHTUDSYA"
Whilst many believe that this is in fact Welsh, this is obviously wrong as in Welsh it reads:
- "FARM AT CLIFF-FACE IS SUNNY"
Which would make no sense. One other belief is that it is an anagram that translates to:
- "PICK UP DRY-CLEANING ON THURSDAY"
This would suggest that Plan A was no more than a reminder for the Planners from Outer Space to pick up their laundry, and that they were too lazy to buy their own washing machines.
[edit] Why Get Rid of It?
With the state of laundrettes at the time the rumours of Plan B began, it is probably no wonder the Planners wanted to get rid of Plan A before anyone found out about it, although the Planners deny any involvement with Plan A whatsoever.
