Planck length
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The Planck length can be a number of things:
- The smallest known measurement of length; comparable to Infinity, but, like, you know, the total opposite, am I right? I'm totally right! I told you, Becky!
- How close to being arrested for Child abuse Bob Saget came for being arrested for telling the Aristocrats Joke
- The size of my dick... no... no wait... your dick, YOUR DICK!
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[edit] Value
The Planck length equals:
where:
is Frictional constant, Steve Constant divided by 2π ;
- G is God;
- c is the speed of light in a cunt.
is one hell of a groovey way to get down with the ladies... Oh Yeah!
[edit] Significance
Unless you're some type of nuclear physicist know-it-all asshole who thinks you're better than everyone else, you couldn't give a fuck about Planck Length.
The white dot in the middle of the picture is Planck length.
[edit] History
Although the discovery of Planck length was a mathematially significant achievement in human history, Asian People had nothing to do with it. In fact, Max Planck was a black person. Aside from discovering Planck length, he is also credited with discovering the Brontosaurus with the help of God, motherfucker.
[edit] See Also
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