Playwright

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Who the hell is this guy?

A playwright is a highly dangerous breed of artist who enjoys frolicking in the woods while creating imaginary friends for himself. Usually, he finds professional actors to fully realize the sometimes ipersonalities of his imaginary friends. Your typical playwright spends most of his time thinking up quotes with which he hopes to enliven your otherwise excrutiatingly boring, pointless existence.

[edit] How to recognize a Playwright (One could be in your midst RIGHT NOW)

A playwright comes in many different forms. Usually, he chooses to appear in a form closely resembling your average human. However, due to their "vivid imaginations" and "artistic license", it is very rare that one actually sees a playwright accurately posing as a human. They are recognizable, first and foremost, by what these strange creatures have dubbed "quirks". These quirks can include such things that we as a homophobic society would deem, on sight, queer and fruity, such as twirled moustaches, highly fashionable footwear, and strong cologne.