Plikting

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“It is truly a great phrase”

~ Oscar Wilde on h4x0rZ

An unpopular pickle from the Pickle show

The snail of Justice

Plikting is a popular phrase in the Splintern Hemisphere and is used for saying "Pickle". "Plikting" is also used as an insult. If you use Plikting as an insult, you will be known as The Boob of Boobiness and will be entrapped by the Snail of Justice, but if he joins you, he will be known as The Snail of just tits. If not, he will kill you with his Mouth-to-mouth Re-sauce-ing or shortly known as Flamethrower.

Splintern Hemisphere

1 Plot
- 1.1 The splintern hemisphere?
2 People who use "Plikting"
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Plikting was invented in 1913, when Adolf Hitler ate Pickles. Suddenly he screamed "ein Plikting!", while holding down the loudspeaker button, because a pickle got stuck in his mouth and he could'nt scream:"Oi, pickle!". Later it was covered in Mouth Poop. Many, many years after that, in 1914, an inventor named Bob invents the time machine (again) and goes back in time to hear "Plikting!" and goes to the time 1969, to feel groovy. When a pickle falls on the ground he says: "Plikting"! Everybody hears that, and the tradition begins.