Plots to overthrow Castro
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Among the thousands of plots to overthrow Castro is a lemon. This lemon is a plot to deoverthrow Castro. There have been over five billion plots to overthrow Castro. While most of these plots are incredibly successful, Castro is always able to restore himself to power by tricking his overthrowers into a game of "catch the chainsaw." However, the other three plots that have failed are listed below. NO you fool, dont click the link. SCROLL DOWN.
[edit] Plot 1: The Pudding Plan
In 1872, a plan was gouged out of a pumpkin to overthrow Castro's rule of New Jersey. Unfortunately, no once cares about New Jersey, so it didn't happen.
When New Jersey melted and became Cuba, people cared because an Earthquake had destroyed Wyoming, and Cuba became the only land that had deep-fried anenome, since Wyoming, being home to a vast porn industry no longer existed to have deep-fried stuff, which is currency for porn stars. Anyway, the plan was going to be used.
The executor of the plan, Irish ewok JoeJoe Mcfanigebeteeburgonal O' murray wanted revenge on Castro because Castro's dog had decapitated him. The plan was to feed sheep made out of pudding to radioactive Pizzas who would release gas clouds from their rear ends. The pizzas were dropped on Cuba, killing Fidel Castro instantly. However, because pizzas do not have rear ends, the gas was not released. Instead, the gas was released from their mouths, and whenever something comes out of the mouth it is good. Anyway, Castro temporarily a cat, came back with eight lives a took revenge on JoeJoe by decapitating his toenails and then selling his Mistress to Bob Barker.
[edit] The Wikiplot to Overthrow Castro
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I have a great master plan, Step 1: Get a stick This is going to be the hardest part. You have to find a stick. It doesn't to be pointy but it has to be a stick. No bricks, no kicks, no super-powered atomic machine guns. Just a stick.
Step 2: Find Osama Bin Laden, I mean Castro We all know where Castro lives. He lives in Castroland also know as Shuba. You just need to walk there. If you have any problems, all you have to do is ask what would Jesus do. Then, you can walk on water to Shuba. WARNING: DON'T STEP ON PEOPLE LEAVING SHUBA. THEY HAVE CRAPPY RAFTS AND AN AMERICAN DREAM (to start a communist government)
Step 3: Poke Castro with the stick If you forget to bring your stick, walk back and get it. You walk up to Castro and ask him if you can poke him with the stick. He will say yes, believe me I have asked him. Now you poke him with the stick.
Step 4: Castro is dead Congrulations! You have just killed Castro. First, you need to free his people from his communist oppression and you need to establish your own oppressive communist government (you know you want to). After that, you need to send all the cigars and baseball players to my house so I can become a millionare. Though be careful because zombie Castro is stronger than living Castro.
[edit] The Oscar Wilde Plot
Oscar Wilde, long time enemy of Castro, attempted to kill him with an electric razor nicknamed, "Marvin". Marvin runs out of battery juice after and battle lasting seven weeks. Oscar Wilde escapes and writes a play about his fight with Castro. Marvin the electric Razor is now used as Castro's favorite tool for shaving. Marvin is however over 100 years old and can no longer properly shave Castro.
