Pokai

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The Nation of Pokai on the Pok Gang Kai Island, now located East of Iran after recent earthquakes, Population, 2062. It is unknown to the rest of the world for it has no language and no communication with humans on Earth but they communicate in their dreams with the planet Zigon, located within the depths of the galaxy Gip. The government of all the nations worked together to conceal their existence to preserve the alien colonization that is to take place in 2013. The truth was evident to a fisherman who unknowingly was stranded on the island when his ship capsized 2 years ago. He was able to communicate to them by drawing on the wet sands of the beach. He, who is not to be named, discovered that they were growing marijuana and he quickly become good friends with them by smoking out with them. He also said that most of the time he was there he was high. But we will not take that into consideration when they communicated to him about the invasion. They teleported him back to Amerika and he told the reporters of Truth Is Out There paper about his encounter with the Pokai people. When reporters asked President Bush about the hidden Island, he said "What Island? All the Island we have are Cuba, Iceland, Pokai, Australia, Taiwan, and Egypt. There is no such Island named Pokai, and they do not, i repeat, do not grow marijuana." Today, Bush's plan to invade Iran is completely based on his desire to control Pokai, in order to smoke the marijuana. Pokaiie, through the Iranian government, criticise Bush for not taking marijuana out of Jamaica instead.

Interesting facts about Pokai:

It was founded in late 17th century by explorer Hansoloc Pokailoc.

The name Pokai is meant to glorify the Fallen One.

It was originally to be used for the resting ground of various crop circle designs.

By the early 18th century, it soon turned into a breeding ground of Elvisses.

The government of today secretly keep this sacred land as a secret in order to preserve their control of the number of Elvis's in Las Vegas.

Even today, various explorers are unable to find the island given that it is inside secondary regions of the Devil's Triangle. Many souls have been trapped inside (id est 2062).

A famous celebrity by the name of Michael Jackson is a major contributor to the nation of Pokai ever since they gave him the power to moon-walk.

The Neverland Ranch owned by Mr. Jackson is an undercover facility that transports Pokaiie to the US in order to obtain intelligence of the life of his former wife's father, Mr. Presley.

Some have mistken these creatures as government officials, especially NSA agents.

Pokaiie believe that in a galaxy far far away, a hero by the name of Lonestar will come and rescue them from the mind control of Hera.

George Bush secretly travelled to Pokai during the September 11th mishap, reversing the event that a nucular [sic] missile mis-fired from Neveda test site, killing 2 people and leaving a toxic radioactive cloud over the desert. Pokaiie decided that they will only do it under the condition that an attack on the Twin Tower by government officials and claim it as terrorist attack. The deal left Bush bitter about Middle East, leading him to invade Afganistan, Iraq, and now, planning on Iran.

Due to their inability to create hurricanes, Pokaiie transports energy to a close proximity of the Bermuda Triangle to promote creation of hurricanes in the Secondary Devil's Triangle, shrowding their existance. The sideeffect of this was increase in storms in the Bermuda Triangle.

Amadeus is a popular Pokaiie that composed the opera song "The Musical Bean." His career only ended due to his sister's devious plan to put the emperor to sleep.

A famous Korean soap opera on steroid Ramtin Malool has just been voted the most infamous pokaiie for his recent works in bringing the world ever so close to the end.

The No-man's Land is created by undercover Pokaiie to keep the war from going anywhere.

One of the gifts that the Pokaiie people bestowed onto Bush was a clone of himself, which he can do whatever he pleases with. So he secretly used his clone in the past 6 months, who made the trips to the Gulf of Mexico. All the while the real President was vacationing in Las Vegas. (All of the nations fund were gambled away.)

It is rumored that the Pokaiie people are descendants from Greek cheese makers. They bestowed onto Cyclops the ability to make cheese. But when he decided to spread the cheese onto people and eat them, the Greek cheese makers took away one of his eyes.

Hone Heke was one of the few people who learned of the secrets of Pokai. He tried to conquer it once, but failed miseribly because he started his trip in New Zealand.