Political Parties
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Political Parties are actually not parties at all, and instead consist of various highly intelligent people who come together working for the best of their respective country, putting aside all personal wants. These dedicated individuals are often known as saints for their truthful manner. Political Parties often hold meetings on Sunday mornings, and always raise money for the needy, and never for party gain.
Something that you must always remember is that Democrats and Republicans are the only people you can vote for, even if they're both idiots. This was proven by the 2004 election where Curious George and some other idiot ran for president and people actually voted for either one of them.
The following are some of these selfless groups.
[edit] By Ideology
Left-Wing Parties
- Communist Party
- Decepticon Party
- Labour Party
- Liberal Party, eh?
- Syndicalist party
- Lesbian party
- Lemon Party
Moderate Parties
Right-Wing Parties
- National Front
- Republican Party
- Democratic Party
- Conservatory Party
- Predacon Party
- National Front
- Fascist Party
- Conservative Party, eh?
- Liberal Party, mate!
- World Limist Party
- National Front
Drunken Parties
- Mario Party
- New Drunken Party (Canada)
Others
[edit] By country
Australian Parties that Have Funny Sounding Names
British Parties that Are Better than You
Canadian Parties that May or May Not Make Sense
- Polly voo francee, eh? (founded 1291) - Quebec patriots and Gibberish speakers
- Old Democrats, eh? (founded 1961) - Old farts who like to pretend they're in the government
- Animal Alliance Rhinoceros Party of Canada, eh? (founded 2005) - pranksters, losers, nerds, hippies
- CRAP, eh? (founded 1997) - regressive, kitten-huffing
- Holy Roller Party, eh? (founded 2087) - run by televangelists
- Bolsheviks, eh? (founded 1921) - Communist
- Igloos, eh? (founded 2005) - Aboriginal wrongs nitpicking and stork kissing, etc.
- Eh?theist Party of Canada (founded 2006) - Atheist
- Green Party of Canada, eh? (founded 2000BC) - left wing hippy party, main goal is to ban pollution and garbage at any cost.
- We Like Grease, eh? (founded 1983) - unenvironmentalist, supported by Dubya
- The Eh? Team (founded 1979) - fights for regular Canadians in trouble
- Authoritarian Party, eh? (founded 1975) - authoritarian
- Let's roll, eh? (founded 2000) - pro-marijuana legalization
- Groucho Marxist and John Lennonist Party, eh? (founded 1970) - Marxist-Lennonist
- New Drunken Party (founded 1867) - was created as a Party Party, but as time progressed, it turned into a hippy environmentalist party
- Regressives, eh? (founded 2004) - moderate something-or-other, I'm too stoned to remember
- Western Block Party, eh? (founded 2005) - the baddest block party with the maddest DJs and the goodest sound!
- No Name Party (founded 1998) - A real political alternative, a real ambiguous choice.
- Undecided Party of Canada (founded 2003) - when the best choice is no choice...
