Poopie
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Poopie is the ultimate untapped power supply in the universe. It has Cocaine comparable to 300 tons of TLT. However, Abraham Lincoln, Microsoft and other Oil Cartels insist that it is un-natural and unworthy of being thought of. However, in resent years, the Poopie producer Sexy Penguin has produced a new poopie powered starship.
[edit] Pollution
Unfortunately, poopie has the unique property of killing fettle Pigs, one of the staples of life in most of the known world. Naturalist organizations such as the WWE and CNN have screamed for the banning of poopie from the world market. But the fact that screaming for so long makes you Horse has changed to the general opinion to bat fucking insane.
[edit] Other types of Poopie
Poopie is the slang name for the Super Huffing Inhaler Toy. Poopie is usually found in the magical land of Toilet. There are 9 kinds of Poopie:
- Plain Poopie-Good old one, brown and solid.
- Green Poopie-Don't be nervous! Poopie with an emerald coating.
- Big Poopie-those ones that look like foot-long coneys.
- Sideways Poopie-Those kinds that hurt so bad, it must have come out sideways.
- Ghost Poopie-You swore you heard it plop, but there is nothing there!
- Poopie Water-What happens when you eat too many of those delicious little brown squares. You think you are peeing, but then you look down.
- Farpie-This one is usually found in undies. Also known as a Juicy Fart
- Exploding Poopie-Very similar to the above type, except found in a toilet.
- False Alarm-You have to go really bad, so you sit on it, and BOOM!. You wipe, look down, and... Nothing. You only farted.
- holy poopie-only produced from divine sources..... such as the pope, god, jesus, buddah, the pope, vishnu, the pope, ted danson, the pope, albert armstrong, god, yo' mama, applesauce, sven the fish monger, and stan lee......
- WTF IS THAT?!?!?! poopie: the poopie that looks like you just shit something from mars.
- shit
