Pop

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“Pop is just poop with one "O".”

~ Lance the Language-purist on pop

“Pop is just completely poppin.”

~ Your Mom, trying to be cool on pop

“MY CAPS LOCK BE COOL, ME CAPS LOCK BE POPPIN.”

~ You on pop

“If the word pop did not exist, there would not be pop”

~ Captain Obvious on pop

1 POP
- 1.1 Programmes
- 1.2 See also

[edit] POP

Pop is a free-to-watch-but-you-wouldn't-really-want-to television channel in the UK, broadcasting cartoons and pop music videos. Its sister channel Rather Small Pop has similar content, Rather Small has similar ratings to Pop.^[1], but is mostly watch by Rather Small Children, in their Rather Small Houses. Pop broadcasts on Sky Digital at channel 666 and is owned and operated by Small Migdets And a Crane. Before and after advertisements during pop music, the channel's mascots — two cartoon characters — talk for a little while, introducing competitions and showing viewers' 'artwork', (not really art, just some kids making non-sensicle doodles), and Growly being consumed by Rorry. The characters are a Grue called Rorry and his pet cat called Growly These character are quite popular with the children, especially Growly, which is surprising as it spends most of its time in Rorry's bowels. The grue was kicked out of the show early 2051, to be precise on pi day (3.1415/ 3.1415, not guite March the not quite 3rd)

Originally this channel was mainly a guy singing karaoke until February 2004 when he was fired because he just couldn't keep up with the children of today, and promptly replaced with what you see today . Then advertisement during programmes came at around January 2006, because they needed the beer money. Currently, the channel is slightly more cartoon based but still continues to show music videos. It is sometimes considered to be more popular with teenagers, and a fat 40 year old man called 'Bill' still living with his mother, due to most of the programs being from the 80's and 90's,

Before June 2003 when POP! was named Grues & Tunes, Music video were played along in some hours and then cartoons, mostly grue themed, would appear some hours without the programming time slot during the music videos were played and there are no advertisement appeared during the programming.

[edit] Programmes

There are a selection of programmes broadcast on Pop, including the following:

[edit] Currently on Pop

Old Jim
Older Jim
Really old Jim
Really, really, really old Jim, so old that it quite suprises me he hasn't died from the Grue shows out of a heart attack
Dead Jim
Earthworm Jim
Super Duper Mega Ultra über wrestlertastic Wrestlers
What about my sandwich
The Magic Old People's Coach
Sonic in a bitch
Redwall
XXX anal porn
Inspector Gadget
Grue the Menace
Gruechini
Mummy Grue
Girls Stuff Grues Stuff (500 b.C show)
Got MILF?
Lapitch
Spartacus and the sun beneath the AAAAAAAAA!
The 24-Hour Old-School Electronic Disco Programme

[edit] Cancellations

Over the years Pop has had to let go of it's 'finer' programs due to some 'issues' it had with it's 'audience', namely 'children':

George Stinks: Was let go due to children complaining about the smell emitting from their televisions.
Archie's Weird Underpants- Show was cancelled soon after children actually found out what was actually in his underpants.
Timothy Goes To Prison- Banned because of certain 'incidents' in the prison.
The Bloggerheads- Parent's complained about the hackers hacking their televisions to only show pornography. Suprisingly, Bill also complained about this.