Poppy

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“I think I am seeing God. Yes, it is he! Hello God, I am an albatross and I bring good tidings!”

~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge on Opium

A poppy is a rare plant originally from northern Venezuela with rugged spikey birds on its forecastle and brilliant green felt on its bottom. It is closely related to common molds including: toe jam, soap scum, and gingevitis.

[edit] Varieties

Poppies come in many varieties. Although each variety has exactly the same appearance, each one has a unique taste. However, because they are also highly toxic, the various tastes have never been recorded and are actually only a theory. There are also male poppies, female poppies, Lithuanian poppies, and the most common: the uncommon Polish Poppy, which aided U.S. Special Forces in the capture of Bob Saget's grandnephew in the Battle of the Alamo.

[edit] Survival

Poppies are equipped with many defensive and offensive devices. i ate a poppy once it made my head hurt teehee

[edit] Poppy Defense

Poppies are equipped with many large, heavy, bone plates that run down its back. While it is true that they are descendant from the Stegasaurus, poppies do not travel in large 'herds' like the Stegasaurus. Poppies do, however, travel in large 'packs'. Poppies are also very agile and have been known to turn on a dime. Because of their high manual dexterity, poppies also knit.

[edit] Poppy Offense

Poppies exist in perfect peace with their co-inhabitants, but when they are agitated, they have been known to beat the living snot out of their adversary. As a result, the major export of most poppy tribes is living snot. Poppies use living snot to forge for themselves mystical swords, axes, knives, clothing irons, electric guitars, and dry-erase markers. Their most formidable weapon is simply known as "B.I.L.L.Y." What the acronym stands for has never actually been found out.

[edit] Poppy Culture

Poppies have no culture.

POPPES HAVE 8 LEGS AND 2 NUCLEASESESESES........... AND BLONDE HAIR NOT BRIGHT BOLONDE!!!!!!! JST CASUAL BLONDE THEY REPRODUCE BY SAYIN

UR COOL

UR COOL

LETS MAKE POPPYS

OK!!!!

THEN THEY DANCE TO.........

"DONT BRING ME DOWN!!!!I WILL SURVIVE!!!!!!!!"