Post-grunge
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The term Post-grunge refers to the political state of the continent of Wickomaina following the fall of the Grunge empire at the end of the 1990s.
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[edit] Pregrungian Era
The time preceding the formation of the Grungian Empire was a era of myths, were strange creatures such as the Philcollins and the Wackojacko roamed the nights. Barbarian hordes of Newromanitcs swept across the open tundra like a flock of seagulls. It was into this maelstom that the Grungian Empire was forged.
[edit] History
In the late 1980s, the small Wickomania state called Nirvana was established in the Seattle district of Wickomania, under the rule of President Kurt Cobain. For a few years, Nirvana was simply another independent country in the Wickomanian continent.
Then, in 1991, Nirvana offered a treaty, entitled Smells Like Teen Spirit, that gave them the control over most other governments in the continent. By 1992, they had control over 97% of the continent's area. By 1993, they had merged the government of Nirvana with a couple other governments, such as Alice in Chains and Pearl Jam, to form the Grunge Empire of Wickomania.
The benevolent government was going well, and most Grunge Empire citizens were happy with the government's rule. But back up in the state of Nirvana, all was not well. Emperor Cobain's wife, Madam Courtney Love, wanted a share of the government, but Cobain would not surrender any to her. In April 1994, Emperor Cobain was brutally murdered at the hands of his lover.
The Empire fell into chaos, and was only controlled by governments such as Alice in Chains. Desperate to restore order, Dave Grohl, Emperor Cobain's top advisor, took control of a section of land in the southwest corner of the Empire, and established the state of the Foo Fighters. In 1995, Grohl and the Foo Fighters declared independence from the Emprire, becoming the first real post-Grunge nation.
Before long, Alice in Chains and the other Empire governments folded, and the Empire slowly crumbled. Almost all of what had been the Grunge Empire slowly became independent post-Grunge democracies...
...Except Pearl Jam, which remained in a delusional state of denial over the fall of the Grungian Empire. They still exist to this day, but no one cares.
There are rumors that there existed secret Grunge nations, including one made of honey and hidden in the mud who's leader was responsible for Grunge. There also exists a Sludge Kingdom formed in the Pre-Grungian era, ruled by King Buzzo, it is rumored that Emperor Cobain's government was pretty much of rip-off of theirs and that Emperor Cobain's Spells Like Teen Spirit treaty was pretty much a rip-off of a treaty created by a group of magical Pixies, Emperor Cobain has even attempted to this in secret documents his follows would like to ignore.
[edit] Major Post-Grunge nations today
- Foo Fighters — the original post-Grunge nation under president Dave Grohl.
- Creed — a post-grunge originally led by Scott Stapp, but his anger led to the crumbling of the nation years later. The nation was really religious. The nation has since reformed under a new leader found in an alter under a bridge.
- Nickelback — a republic state under the control of Chad Kroeger, who recently double crossed the nation and formed a crappy, mainstream whiny song with Santana called 'Into The Night.'
- Audioslave — a post-Grunge alliance formed by president Chris Cornell and former soldiers from Rage Against the Machine. The alliance was recently canceled as soldiers of RATM awakened and returned back to their original master after Chris Cornell resigned.
- 3 Doors Down — a Post-Grunge nation in which Kryptonite is mined.
- Three Days Grace — a Post-Grunge nation composed entirely of homosexual emos who can't get enough pain.
- 3 Doors Grace
- Three Days Down
- Breaking Benjamin — a Post-Grunge alliance formed by President Ben Burnley who likes to break stuff.
- Saliva-Apparantly good but are only known for doing wrestling themes
- Seether
[edit] Other Political systems since the fall of the Empire
(Man, that heading is a mouthful!)
The fall of the Grunge Empire also paved the way for other (uneffective, brutal, and non-sensical) political systems in the areas surrounding Wickomania, such as pop-punk and nu metal. An intellectural continent known as indie was forming in the early 21st century, supposedly the "smartest" continent on Earth.
