Prankster Design
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Prankster Design is an alternative to Stupid Design. Based on the evidence, it suggests that God is a joker. Evidence includes:
- Michael Jackson - Something that strange cannot be from a Serious Designer, nor a bungling designer. Such an oddity must be planned by a true comical deity.
- Zits - Of all the places to put embarrassing red spots, God chose to put them mostly on one's face, where everybody can see it even in the dead of winter when just about every body part is otherwise covered.
- Farting - Why the silly noises just to release digestive gasses? We are a walking woopy cushion.
- Penguins - Such a silly, awkward, waddling bird couldn't possibly survive any real competition, which rules out Natural Selection; and a serious creator wouldn't make such a goofy creature.
- Hammer-head Sharks - Even a human cartoonist on LSD couldn't come up with a head that strange. Clearly, the creator was just plain fucking around.
- Lady Bugs - Polka dots are dead give-away for the playful mood the creator must have been in.
