Precious bodily fluids

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“I'm so thirsty!”

~ Oscar Wilde on precious bodily fluids

The Russians have slowly but surely been poisoning the water supplies of the world. This is why, in order to protect the purity of your precious bodily fluids, you must drink only vodka, since that is all that the Russians drink, in order to save themselves while the rest of the world perishes. Act quickly! Protect you Purity of Essence!

Precious Bodily Fluids include, but are not limited to, the following:

• Milk
• Blood
• Sea Water
• Drano
• Maple Syrup
• Urine
• Vomit
• Alcohol
• Diarrhea
• Espresso
• Oil
• An ice-cold Coca Cola

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