Prehistoric

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“History has a way of repeating itself, as do my quotes, as do my quotes.”

~ Oscar Wilde on History

Dinosaurs and Robots only existed in prehistory, because they squashed anyone who tried to write about them.

Prehistoric things happened or existed before any history was known. Therefore, very little is known about anything prehistoric. It's common sense, however, that in prehistoric times Earth was populated by dinosaurs or aliens. This is completely against the word of God, who says he created Earth and mankind in about a week. This would be part of history, since it's written down in the Bible.

[edit] PreHistoric?

How can there be something before the age of History, history is history and there cannot be something before history. Isn't that just obvious???

Isn't time just a circle? Why are clocks round?

Maybe it's an oxymoron.

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