Prevert

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A prevert waiting for his edits to be reverted.

A prevert is an anonymous Uncyclopedia user who gains sexual gratification from seeing his or her mindless and spontaneous edits being reverted by legitimate Uncyclopedia users. Common tactics used by preverts include, but are not limited to: blanking pages, "Your Mom" jokes, anything related to Chuck Norris, cliche references to "hacker" or "leet" typing, or plain/outright vandalism. Some insidious preverts are more subtle, and may pull out or slip in a fact into an otherwise content-free article. Unlike furries, Goths, and Mormons, preverts are beyond redemption and the Uncyclopedia administrators require your assistance in beating off preversion.

1 Preversion
2 Blank Ribbon Campaign
3 Treatment for Preversion
4 Well known pervs
5 See Also

[edit] Preversion

Preversion is like smoking, alcoholism, or huffing kittens, in that it is a choice and not an inherent Human Right; hence is not protected by the Bill of Rights. As a result, Uncyclopedia administrators and users can freely discriminate against preversion and keep Uncyclopedia's articles from their filthy, diseased-ridden, grubby, two-finger-typing hands.

Just think of all those stubs and articles under construction that have yet to be fully formed, and yet to survive their first tagging with NRV. We've got to keep their innocent childish words, and the poor parentless orphans from the festering grip of preverts.

Unsure if engaged in prevertedness when inserting warm hot dogs into my rectum. Feels so mighty fine yet I would not perform the act in public. Is this little paccadillo a case of prevertedness?

[edit] Blank Ribbon Campaign

An Uncyclopedia Administrator on prevert watch.

Please join the Uncyclopedia Blank Ribbon Campaign to persecute and destroy preverts and all those other talentless schmucks who seek to destroy all that we only care slightly about. Remember to do your part by:

Figure out what Uncyclopedia is really about. ...it's not "Your Mom" jokes.
Read the Beginner's Guide.
Obey the conventions on disagreements.
Being funny. ...or something that resembles it.
Actively taking to the streets, pulling preverts from their homes, and punishing them in public.

[edit] Treatment for Preversion

As there is no relief from the acute symptoms of preversion, the only method of protection is the Ban Patrol, who has to take prophylactic precautions. Some people propose that the vigorous application of Prozac with a 2x4 leads to very satisfactory results.

Remember: If you kill preverts, they will be destroyed.