Prince Harry

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Prince Harry, also known The Artist Formerly known as Prince Harry is the first-born of James Hewitt and Princess Diana of Wales. Prince Harry (Duke of Nitwit, Baron of Bognor) is 130,456th in line to the throne of The United Kingdom(lineage now being based on IQ). Harry was awarded his title after becoming Europe's most popular dealer of recreational drugs. Cults worship him as if he were a God, followers attempt to imitate him by dying their hair ginger and acting like morons. He has consisently won the renowned title of 'Upper Class Buffoon Of The Year' as well as 'Britain's Biggest Minger' for the past five years.

[edit] Controversy

• Reportedly cheated on his A-level art exam by 'borrowing' a Rembrandt from Buckingham Palace and trying to pass it off as his own by adding some glitter, tippex and marmite.

• Admitted to a drug rehabilitation clinic after smoking marijuana and eating one of his grandmother's corgis. "I could have sword it was truffle" he said in his defence.

• Currently dating African wild-child Chelsy Davy.

• Provoked widespread outrage at the inaugural 'Horse Arse Ball' 2005. The following is an illustration of the events leading up to the disaster:

14:05 - Harry's friend Pongo informs him of a fancy dress party telling him it'll be 'spiffing'

14:14 - Harry ventures to the fancy dress store to choose an costume

14:16 - Discovers that his friend Arsecandle has taken the last Camilla Parker-Bowles costume. Bastard!

14:17 - Harry decides to have brainstorming session on new idea for a costume

18:17 - Brainstorming session fails to yield any results

18:31 - Best mate Bogbrush tells Harry about Nazi-Ku Klux Klan-Chicken costume, saying it'll be 'whizzo'

19:02 - Harry dons Nazi-Ku Klux Klan-Chicken costume and arrives at party

19:03 - Photos instantly distribtuted to national newspapers

19:05 - Outrage. Monarchy collapses. Proletariat uprising leads to the UK being declared a republic. Public execution of all those of noble blood begins immediately.

[edit] Trivia

• He never ever walks backwards. NEVER. EVER.
• He does not have a pet gerbil called Francis. But he really wants one. For dinner.
• He was Adolph Hitler's stylist, and also Jay Leno's.
• He has dominated the royal family's James Hewitt lookalike competition hands down fifteen years running.
• Currently holds the Guinness World Record for the largest house party in history, which was held at Buckingham Palace in June 2007 and was attended by over 10,000 people, mostly students, soldiers, politicians, public schoolchildren, and those who were "Just here for the totty".
• Completed Call of Duty 2 and Hitman 2 on easy level