Princess

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An example of a princess unpacking all her ballgowns after returning from diplomatic talks in a faraway land.

An example that princesses are picky when dating. This fellow was denied by the princess above.

A princess is a girl or boy that thinks they can rule a certain place and surely enough, they do.

[edit] Background

Princesses account for 35% of the United States GDP in spending and continues to grow with every passing month. Princesses are selected by the requirements below. From there, princesses have above normal lives living in nice places and take part in American diplomacy. Princess status is noted with the Princess in Training sign or bumper stick to signfy that status to the people living around them. After finishing school, many princesses go off to Princeton or MIT (only if they are a complete genius) to finish princess training. Many princesses date starting at the age of 13 and can be a huge tabloid scene at times when a princess dates a high profile star in which their relationship could be on the rocks by either themselves or by the frustration of her parents. Once a princess finds her Mr. McDreamy, the princess begins the expense paid wedding day, which can be painful and stressful. Finally after the wedding, many princesses lose their title of princess because of their engagement to a man with no royalty especially after having sex.

Many princesses, such as the Disney Princesses, Peach, and Zelda, tend to get themselves into trouble, such as being kidnapped (and presumably raped) by monsters.