Profanity
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“CRAP ON A STICK CHOAD PIECE OF SHIT PISS OFF ASSWIPE SHITHEAD!â€
~ Oscar Wilde on profanity
“Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, titsâ€
~ George Carlin on Profanity
“It's rude when a poor guy says it. When it's me, it's a new really cool thing, so fuck you, because i have money more then enough to say fuck you how many times I want to say fuck you, so fuck you, therefore fuck you. And fuck you. And by the way fuck you. And... fuck you. fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you.â€
~ Joe Berard on "Fuck You"
Profanity is a fallacy; a social construct.Here are some examples: "FUCK YOU! YOU MUDDAFUCKA! IMA KICK YOUR ASS U GAY FUCK!" And those are only some of the possible answers when you make someone mad.
If you weren't such a fucking idiot, you'd already understand that, and wouldn't be wasting your time reading this page looking for some glistening shit-nugget of knowledge on what is obviously a bubbling bucket of diarrheah of a website.
For that matter, you wouldn't be wasting my goddamned time, forcing me to write this drivel, just because you decided to list this word in the "Requested Articles" section.
You fucktard.pussy fuck
You're probably such an insufferably daft shit-for-brains reprobate that you probably need someone to explain what a social construct is. Give me a fucking break. Do I really need to spell it out for you, twathead? What the hell are they teaching you cretins in public school these days? Introduction to welfare queueing? Advanced joint rolling? Fuck me.
There really is no such thing as profanity, until we collectively label it as such. Take cunt, for example. I know I do, at every opportunity.
Unfortunately only motherfucking mothercunts read this page, so yep, youre a motherfucking mothercunt. Shit! It would probably be the best thing to do if you shoved a bunch of cunting batteries right up your cho-cha right now.
As a word, it only has the power to digust those tightass members of society who walk upright on account of the huge stick up their ass. If, as a society, we decided that "shoe" was verboten, you can bet that language patterns would change overnight.
On the greatest shirt in the world.......... Front says: I believe the Christain society against bad language. Back says: Should fuck off!
And I'd be calling you a bloody shoe, instead of a useless douche bag.
B'tok, and Tar'Kek!
[edit] Types of Profanity
Standard profanity is generally classified into three categories: Primary, Secondary, and Tertiary. Primary profanity can be used on its own to insult, or can be supplemented by one or two other words, as well as strung together in creative sentences. Secondary profanity is best used when strung into a creative phrase, and tertiary profanity is most effectively used to supplement primary or secondary profanity in a creative sentence.
Profanity is classified as follows:
Primary:
- Fuck
- Ass
- Shit
- Balls - if used correctly (see examples)
- Hell - if used correctly (see examples)
- Cock - if used correctly (see examples)
- Twat - Primary or Secondary
- Bastard - Primary or Secondary
- Bitch - Primary or Secondary
Secondary:
- Cunt
- Crap
- Damn
- Darche
- Douche
- Gaybo
- Queef
- Tard
- Twat - Primary or Secondary
- Bastard - Primary or Secondary
- Bitch - Primary or Secondary
Tertiary:
Any mention of male or female reproductive organs or secondary sex characteristics: examples include penis, vagina, and titties
Any word (usually noun) said with specific emphasis: examples include muffin, waffle, and mulberries
[edit] Example Phrases
Primary:
"Fuck!" or "Fuckwit!"
"Ass! or "Ugly-ass!"
"Shit!" or "Shitface!"
"Balls!" or "Donkeyballs!"
"Hell!" or "Hellass!" Note: the phrase "Hellass Balls!" is extremely effective as an exclamation of surprise
"Cock!"
Secondary:
"Cuntbag!"
"Jezus Crap!"
"Holy Jezus Damnit!"
"Smelly Douche!"
"What a Queef!"
"Dirty Twat!"
Tertiary:
"You gigantic penis-head douchebag!"
"Suck it, you elephantine vagina"
"What the muffin?! Are you fucking retarded?!"
"Vaginal warts and mulberries!"
[edit] See Also
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