Professor Arturo
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Professor Arturo was a university teacher in San Francisco and born in England. The class he taught wombology included the genius Quinn Mallory. Arturo had a very good relationship with Quinn and considered him to be a son of his. One day Quinn found the portal to parallel universes. It was then that Arturo, Quinn and his other friends got lost in the mulitverse and they were travelling from earth to earth in order to find home. In the end they succeeded to come back on this earth.
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[edit] Mister Smart Guy
Because there is fairly less known about his youth than about the other periods of his life there is not much to tell about his youth. He succeeded in getting his degree at Harvard University in Cambridge and after having finished his studies in Quantum Physics he went on to teach at California University. This is where he met Quinn and his friend Wade Welles, who was following another course, she was getting her degree in arts. Arturo was considered to be the fifth smartest teacher at the university. He knew quite a far bit of the Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky bridge theory. But as far as his state of mind was, he thought that for another few years it would stay a theory. He was proven wrong by Quinn who proved that with today's technology it's possible to open up a vortex which leads into uncountable different worlds.
[edit] Travelling From World To World
Travelling from world to world for 5 years and not being able to find our home earth back took quite a knack on the professor. He is still very catious with who he allows himself to speak with and he always carefully chooses his words. But that is something he learned from the travelling. He, Quinn, Wade Welles and Rembrandt Brown encountered uncountable unbelievable things. They ran into a world where the french ruled America, they came across a world where cats ruled the planet and they even landed on an earth where Calvin Coolidge was still alive. After having seen such wonders it's only natural that one becomes very carefull.
[edit] Nowadays
It has crossed the mind of Arturo several times to hold lectures on everything he has seen and experienced. Several organizations tried to book him in for a presentation. Some he rejected et with some presentation even if he only tells little bits of his stories. Because right now an underground movement of so called scientists tries to discredit the fact that Quinn and Arturo travelled to parallel earths with their friends. They say that it's impossible and that it's only the dream of a lot of people. Especially the scientific terrorist Stephen Hawkings is a danger to these people. Hawkings is a hideous man who claims to be a scientist and discredits everything that has to do with time travel, the multiverse, vortexes and wormholes. He has a hidden propaganda agenda, so beware not to fall into his lies and claims.
The hideous Stephen Hawkings, self proclaimed scientist
Other than that Arturo has made it clear lately that he want a good conversation with the supposedly father of Quinn, Andy Brook. He thinks that maybe Andy can understand the level of thought he usually can only speak on with Quinn. The media picked up this signals but it is unknown up until today wether the two already talked or not. Updates may come soon on the subject!
[edit] Betrayal
After they went sliding, Arturo betrayed Quinn Mallory and Quinn,Wade, and Rembrandt Brown went from universe to universe battling him.
[edit] Quotes
You're supposed to be in Switzerland you little son of a bitch.-to Quinn Mallory
