Pronoun

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A pronoun is a player in the professional International Noun League. It takes many years of hard practice to get elected to the League (and four to 5 months of campaigning, lest we forget).

[edit] Induction

Only 3 players are inducted into the International Noun League per semester. Getting inducted to the league is a very big honour in some countries, but mostly because those countries have nothing good going on. At 9 on the 9th green players will gather in front of their friends and families (and their mistresses). They are then instructed through a variety of challenges, which they must complete, or they are forced to ride the bench for the entire first season. Upon successful completion of said challenges, the players are awarded a contract in the league, which pays them lots and lots of dollars.

[edit] International Support

There are many, many Countries that support the International Noun League. Though, the League is very elitist and doesn't allow all those who support it in the League (Mostly because those other places don't pay their taxes, those losers.)

This is a list of countries who support the International Noun League and are allowed in it, together with their current representatives:

1. Amerika represented by y'all
2. Canada represented by v'tous
3. Megatexas represented by uste'todos
4. Japan represented by go-minna-n'-anatatati-wa
5. South Spain represented by a small tabby cat named Conchita
6. Mexico represented by drawing one circle inside another
7. Europe represented by a three-month rotating pronoun, currently Latvia's jus
8. The Tropic Of Cancer (vacant)
9. Mars current president -- non-partisan

[edit] Contributions

Members of this organization have contributed much over the years to a betterment of mankind. They have made extinct the dinosaurs, solved many, many math problems, taught the world to dance and invented the light bulb.

[edit] Letters of Complaint Written and Filed

The International Noun League has written to date, 5000 letters to various recipients. This letter writing campaign was started in an attempt to get as much free stuff from as many different corporations as possible. It has now escalated in a full out assault on everyone that has an address. The premise is "Send enough letters and someone, somehow will send you free stuff."

[edit] Types of Pronouns

• 1st Person - Me, so called because that person is first.
• 2nd Person
  • 2nd P Inferior - You, because although you are joint second, you are inferior.
  • 2nd P Superior - Everyone, because everyone is superior to you.
• 3rd Person - They, because they are last to finish.

There is also an alleged Zeroth Person pronoun, but no-one has yet discovered it.