PruneScape
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"YASS PRUNESCAPE"- SeanyScene.
“Eveyone's very nice, I just joined an eating clan and we are almost the fattest in the game!”
~ Oscar Wilde on [['I LIKE BURGERSthe']] world! Lots of updates, free Prune coupons, extraordinary graphics, just plain fun for all! And don't forget.. there apre many she-males to "flirt" with! Holy Gnarfard what a game!
“RUN! ESCAPE!!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Prunescape
Players currancy are currants, or should I say currantsy Another game, (so called " Runescape") is an anagram of the following: Enuscrape, Crapesune, Ranscupee, Scunraepe, Enerascu, and Crepesuna.
| Prunescape | |
|---|---|
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| Developer(s) | Fagex |
| Publisher(s) | Fagex |
| Designer(s) | Some person that no one has ever heard of or will believe made the game |
| Engine | Better than the RuneScape engine |
| Latest version | 42.9999999999 |
| Release date(s) | 25th December 42 BC |
| Genre | Old fruit war, and food fight |
| Mode(s) | Multi player PEater mode |
| Rating(s) | 9/50 |
| Platform(s) | Computer, Prune-Cube, and also availabe on Raison-Box 180. |
| Media | The force |
| System requirements | No life, Prune lover, fingers and maybe a toe. YOur face needs to be N00BY. |
| Input | Intresting Crap |
| Monthly fee | {{{fee}}} |
| Active players | {{{players}}} |
Contents |
[edit] Dried Apricot
This is the hardest enemy to beat in the game due to its toughness and lack of water. Many wrinkles are needed to defeat it and bounce off its guardian raisins. Do not approach if under lvl 90.Because if you do it will make you eat a pile of Mcpoop
Weiners are also dangerous.
RSUnlocked is a very cool site where lots of players cheat in PruneScape.
[edit] Cheese
Beware the monsterella and the shredder cheddar. They are two of the best monsters in the game. They come out of kitchens and instantly KO people. Highly advised NOT to fight.
[edit] Prunepers
Prunepers are prunes that will ungracefully hump you, if you are lucky have sex with you.=/...... if you want to know more call (987)PRUNES
[edit] PEating
This takes place in the fruitbowl, a area similar to that of the wilderness in Runescape. Any lvl player can be attacked and eaten. Wrinkles are more easy to gain here though. Clans gang up on individuals and tear them pieces before eating them with breakfast cereals.
[edit] Weapons
There are various type of weapons but only one type of lemon? Go figure. Cutlery includes Knifes, Forks, Spoons or the rare Spork and is very effective in hand-to-hand combat. Suprisingly not good for eating with. These come in a variety of materials starting off with wood, then iron, then steel, then toothwhite. Food stuffs such as breakfast cereal and yogurt can score more hits against a prune, but need to be recharged at the supermarket stores located in the cupboard land around and between the game. Members can gain special to special customer refunds, with rewards of stainless or gold plated cutlery, although not more powerful, can be used to show off infront of n00bs, then have friends sneak up behind n00b and spear him with their gold-playted spork.There is 3 weapon classes,they are:melee,ranged and bodily functions.Some bodily weapons include:vomit (need to eat cakes),poo (need to eat lot of st00f or Taco Bell) and the best weapons in the game are the meat cleaver,utily bow,throwing ceramics and heart attack.
Yeah woah masnhicuasncs
[edit] Armour
The most basic of armour is polythene bags of which are given to new players at the beginning of the game. Paper bags are the next grade of armour, followed by glass jars, then tin cans.Sometimes, if you are lucky H0-B0S on the street will drop green spatulas. one of the best items in the game!They are able to turn your enemy into a delicous Plum... Imagine that!
People love to have "plastic bag shields" which is known to suffocate the wielder.Hey, at least 2% of the time it will obey you. -.-
In Prunescape, armor always changes, from "Sponge cake armour" to "Krazy Market bags".
If you have "Sponge cake armor" it will slowly degrade and go mouldy. In which case you have to visit one of the cake makers in various places in Prunescape who will re-ice your armor so you can use it for another 15 hours of time wasting.
Also you can use the evil fork of very death! this is so powerful it can only be found in the depths of the deepest darkest part of Macdonald's............ the bathroom!!! it is found under the toilet and can only be touched by those who are acually willing to go into a Macdonald's bath room!!Before getting under the toilet, you must a fight a poop burger that is level 126.You must defeat it to obtain the Evil Fork Of Death!
[edit] Eating Points (EPs)
Sometimes, your player will get too full and throw up,that happens when you get to zero EP (eating points) and start over in Barfsburg, but luckily, there is a cure for that. You can order a McFlurry,slushy or Cow Dingdong Slush at any convenient Burger King or McDonald's, you should get up to 25 extra EP. there are also other cow protein shakes to make you feel like you have an extra belly or 2.Remember,not to let a 55799 attack you, it really is powerful, powerful enough to strip you from all your armour.... and maybe actually strip you then it'll rape you when it has the chance.... lol my account name is ntg50
[edit] Members benefits
Membership includes more cutlery types such as chopsticks, teaspoons and soup spoons. There is also the new clear plastic box, cardboard and plastic factory packaging armours. The Dried Apricot is a members only monster aswell. The fruitbowl is larger as it contains a members-only section with the new Undried fruit Gang which much be defeated for a quest. There are also fruit pies, cakes and other edible weapons. There is also a new fridge area.By being a member you get other skills such as eating,swallowing,and even the most popular member skill, chewing.
[edit] Hints For New Members
Before you read this, remember to remember all this information in your tiny head.
1. COP.
2. REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRARAARAARARGGGGGGG
3. Always remember not to fuck with the fries in fat it really hurts bad.
4. OWnz3D n00bz aye p33k4d j00 r[]lf
5. U t0tali lyke BBBBONES!!
6. OMG PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (IT PWNZ!!!)
7. i 0WN j00 NUBZ0RS!!!!
8. And never... never...never play runescaornpe...NEVER!!!!
9. 60 and a half. drop runescape play wow.
10. AND WHATEVER U DO, DO NOT HUMP THE MCCHICKENS!!!! THEY WILL PWN J00!!!
[edit] Prunescape Desieses
In Prunescape, there are many monsters, such as the 577338 or a FATHNL (Fucking asshole that has no life.) and watch out for the butt-sucking bats (yes, they know it is immature, but the rating for this games is for year 4 and under or anyone that acts that way like you, you retard!) so...wipe your frickin' butt before going into wilderness. The weakest monsters are Doogles, (often known as Diggles,or Dicoles) are level one and attack you with "Nasty Touch" or "Weiness Suck"
THere is also, erectial defunction, and no sperm disorder
[edit] Character Classes
In the newest version of PruneScape, users can play as several kinds of characters.
Pignut
Every player starts the game as a Pig. They must go around Oinking at other players for free shit, asking stupid questions and being killed by several monsters before they are not considered a shit head.
Swordsman If a noob player is given a sword, they are given the choice to become a swordsman. Swordsmen generally decapitate things, human or animal.
Hacker When noob players are given a "Big Book Of Geeks And Nerds", they are given the choice to become a hackers. The main goal of a hacker is to get a defeat players with your 1337!!1
Egg shooter The hardest character class in the game, only one person has dared to become an egg shooter. He died almost 3 seconds after creating his account.
| MMORPGs |
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| Future: War of Worldcraft | Animal Crossing III |
[edit] Rares
There is a lot of rare stuff in the game, some are: beer bottles, bacon, Spider pig collectible This Guy, Kittens, A Wooden Pig, Big tits, Fonald duck trophy. And the rarest of all, the soda-drinking hat!
[edit] pwnage
Lots of things in that game are "pwnage". These things include "Haxoring j00 game", "Killing your gold", and "death itself". There however is a true pwnage, as legend has it there can be only one pwnage. The pwnages have drifted through time until the gathering. The only way to destroy a pwnager is to Huff Kittens, or repeat "There can only be one". There is however a gentlemen's rule among the pwnagers, "Thou shall never fight on a day which starts with the letters KAJ".
[edit] Teh uL71m4T3 g04l
uL71m4T3lY, one must collect the golden prune (abbreviated as GP) after defeating the Kalphite Prune using a Prunite Face. Occasionaly, the golden
prune will fly out of a fence.. and a n00b will find it.And it will turn into a flying penis with magic powers.
If this happens, the noob will be given a members account of Prunescape and level 99 Bitching..
Known finders of the Golden Prune:
- JagexNoob2411
- ASsho123410
- Zezima
- ZezimaClone141
- ZezimaCologne141
- Zezimacolon141
- Oscar Wilde12
- Prunen00b1231
- i cnat tpye
- xxemogothnerdxx
- youlikepenismuchlols
=Levels=
The different skills are: Eating Bitching Cooking SHouting SCREAMING Craziness N000000000000000000000000000000000000000b My Runescape user is Chickenfacedmonkey25277766776 password is Chickenshitted pig crap123456789011121314151617181920
