Psychedelic Music

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A typical fan of psychedelic music

“Good Morning, Vietnam!”

~ Famous chant before playing Psychedelic Music

“Man who no rike psychederick music - he velly uncool!”

~ Ho Chi Minh

“Purple haze all around my brain!”

~ Jimi Hendrix on Psychedelic Music

“What the sam-hell!?”

~ John Wayne on Psychedelic Music

“That’s the left wing of the bald eagle debating the right wing of the peacock!”

~ Tim Leary on Psychedelic Music

“Roy Wood is god and the best musician in the world.”

~ The Move on Psychedelic Music

“Help! I'm a rock!”

~ Frank Zappa while playing Psychedelic Music

Psychedelic Music started when Alan Ginsberg, Frank Zappa, Maharishi, Moshie Bob Dylan, Ira Ram Dass, Love, and, like, the sultans of cool, The Yardbirds, all started listening to Timothy Leary rant about the Bhardo Thodal - The Tibetan Book of Like, Wow! - which was instant enlightenment through sacred LSD ingestion OR smoking the dried skin of Sahara bananas. The catch was it all leads to NOthingness - if you can dig that. This message of "Make Love Not War in the Void" was propounded by such psych bands as Jefferson Airplane, The Misunderstood, The Grateful Dead, 3rd Bardo, as well as smaller, unknown bands like the Beatles (all of whom ripped off the Yardbirds, Man). We're talking, like, psych music here. Catch my drift? If you can't SEE your music then you're not listening to a Psychedelic tune.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Psychedelic Music.

[edit] Source of Psychedelic Music

Imagine this, except musical.

Real psychedelic music was a throw-back to the future created by Aleister Crowley and brought to the surface of the Earth by a god-dude, Aquarius for a life-time supply of Soma. Aqua (as his friends called him) entrusted IT to Albert Hoffman. Hoffman later handed the secret to "John", Donavan's "Candy Man" (who's been and gone). From him Timothy Leary got a sample and gave it to the Beatles and Yardbirds, and other unsuspecting bands, and Tomorrow Never Knows became a scientific fact, with the dissolution of Psych rebels, The Misunderstood who never were.

[edit] British Psychedelic Music

Mods on hash, metallic, explosive, loud, radical, feed back, and other madness deemed psychedelic music by unknown British DJ, John Peel.

[edit] USA Psychedelic Music

Country hicks on weed, thin "plunk plunk" guitar, rinky-dink drums, uncool funky clothes and main concern being the draft, deemed psychedelic music by unknown US DJ, John Peel.

[edit] Other Types of Psychedelic Music

Humanitarian Psych - like Yardbirds "Shapes"
Freak-out Psych - like Zappa’s "Mothers"
Party Blues-Rock Psych - Hendrix
Nihilistic Psych - 3rd Bardo
Acid Psych - Pretty Things
Sex Psych – Led Zepplin
Hic (jam) Country Psych - Grateful Dead
War Protest Psych - Country Joe
Harmony Psych - Byrds
Goof-ball Psych - Lovin Spoonful
Mod Psych (riff rock) - The Creation
Anger-aggression Psych - The Who
Phony Psych - The Move
Space Psych - Pink Floyd
Spiritual awakening Psych - The Misunderstood
Blues Psych - Butterfield Blues Band (East West)
Exploitive Psych - Cream
Love Psych - Love
Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism Psych - Dylan
Fairy Tale Psych - Jefferson Airplane
Booze Psych - Janis Joplin
Far-our Zen Buddhist Psych (Tomorrow never knows) - Beatles

[edit] Psychedelic Music Lyrics

The most famous psychedelic music lyrics are: "Help! I'm a rock!" (ripped-off from Zappa) by Pat Boone from his infamous song, "Zonked in Church" (ref. Let It ALL Hang Out album - 1967). Later in the 20th Century these same lyrics were ripped-off by Porn star Peter North while explaining his dilemma in a Hustler Magazine article (Issue No 666). When asked about the article Larry Flint proved he was not a true Hippie when he replied, "Whattya expect ME to do about it? Sure I'm against FREE love!" Ref. Hustler Magazine article (Issue No 667).

[edit] Use of Psychedelic Music in Warfare

The most significant example of the power of Psychedelic music was its use by the North Vietnamese to defeat the World during the Vietnam War. They broadcast to the troops via a dummy Radio Show, "Good Morning, Suckers!" hosted by DJ double agent Robin Williams. It is believed to have been the most popular Radio Show on Earth until the start of the 1970s when it's popularity declined along with psychedelic music.

[edit] Power of Psychedelic Music

It has been determined by dudes who know about this shit (DWKATS - Pro. Daa Cats) that a Pink Floyd concert uses more electricity than the town of Alamo, Texas, USA uses in 93,533.71 years - which amounts to 9,873,008,900 barrels of crude oil converted into juice. (Ref. Expert's Guide to Beginner Science, Issue No. 1967.5 AD). When asked about this psychedelic music energy waste the Gov. of Texas (who's son and two daughters are hippies) replied (with a grin), "Hell, 'lectric chair ain't cheap neither."

[edit] Psychedelic Music Trivia

"The pills that mother gives you don't do any-thing a'tall!"
Strawberry fields are eternal.
No one attended the funeral of Elinore Rigby.
Once Jack Bauer took acid it altered reality.
Getting caught is illegal.
Not getting caught is perfectly legal.
Highest volume setting in psychedelic music is 15.
Jimi Hendrix could "kiss the sky" and break mountains with his hand.
Feedback and distortion are GOOD.
Vietnam War was RUDE and, like, yuck!
ABBA are NOT psychedelic.
Pat Boone once OD'd on LSD. Twice.
Jerry Garcia's body was sun-dried, ground into powder, put into capsules, and is available if you know Marsella or Louie.
Tim Leary is (actually) in orbit around the Earth.
Psychedelic music improves the sensation of passing urine.
The transexual son of genocidal war hero General William Westmoreland was singer of seminal Psych band, Body Count.
Country Joe could count to eight.
Napalm in the morning smells like "victory!"
"Be Here Now" by Ira Ram Dass is a purport of Al Neuman's "What, Me Worry?"
Psychedelic music is 5 years ahead of its time. Always.
Lance used up his last tab of acid at the Doe Long Bridge.
"Psychedelic" means turning the blues inside out - then over, under, sideways, down.
"Charlie don't surf!"
"The Beatles & Stones don't surf!"
Micky Dora surfs.