Public Forum Debate
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Public Forum Debate was developed for the NFL (Nigerian Fellowship of Lesbians) to serve the purpose of giving Lincoln-Douglas Debaters and Policy Debaters an excuse to smoke weed and walk into a room to see how much random shit they can spit out of their ass in 29 minutes. It is more commonly known as Ted Turner Debate or Corporate Whore Debate.
[edit] Judging Criteria
In order to judge Public Forum Debate, an individual must meet certain prerequisites. They must first of all have to be able to entertain themselves with picking at their cuticles as well as arm hairs for extensive periods of time. Also, they must score below the average stick of butter on a comprehensive IQ test taken from a Barney Coloring Book. In addition to this they must also have a doctor's signature declaring them mentally unstable.
An ideal judge for this forum of debate may come from any of the following:
- Prostitute like Kyle's Mom
- Crack Head (Preferably high at the time of judging) like Kyle's Mom
- Anybody with Down Syndrome like Kyle's Mom
- Transgender Poodles like Kyle's Mom
- Intersex Jewish Rappers (circumcision optional) like Kyle's Mom
- All people declared mentally unstable like Kyle's Mom
(Note: An ability to hear is optional, because regardless of what these guys say, always vote for the one with the hottest bitch i.e. Kyle's Mom)
The origins of public forum stem from a round of congress in which policy and lincoln douglas made love and became impregnated. Soonafter on an episode of Maury (or Montell) they found out that they were actually brother and sister. The child was born with downsyndrome and 76 other kinds of mental retardation, 42 of which had never been discovered and were introduced for the first time. That child then, by an act of god, impregnatd terry shiavo (while living). After a cesarean delivery a child was born, not only carrying all the forms of retardation but now a vegetable and had parkinson's disease. After an IQ test, the baby came out with a -16, a new world record. It's name was then legally changed from Ted Turner to public forum because the baby could no longer be seen as a human, simply a public forum for people to have sex with, step on, and beat. WYMP
[edit] Format of Public Forum Debate
Public Forum Debate is a very simple debate to follow, sometimes so simple that people have been known to lose I.Q. Points just by watching. Because the topic is typically about the most random ass thing-like the dress code for the mutherfuckin NBA -- who gives a shit? -- two parking lot security guards in Toledo could possibly pull out of each others asses, the order can be changed, upon signature of the nearest caffeine addicted dickhead coach.(There has been a recent surplus of these insignificant little fucks, who think that their work actually matters, when in reality all they do is stay in the hotel room naked while eating Fritos and masturbate for a weekend.)
The format is as follows:
- Pro Constructive-Speaker presents dressed in a bright pink thong, any use of other colors signify a disrespect to the judge, and thus is punishable by obligating the competitor to watch Woody Allen’s new porn flick co-starring Kyle's Mom.
- Con Constructive-Speaker utters incomprehensible shit about the extent of the gayness of Elton John
- Cross Fire-Speakers yell at each other until one finally apologizes for cheating on the other. In which case they would stop argumentation and proceed to sodomize each other for a period no longer than 2 minutes.
[edit] Current PF Debate Topic
The second coming of Christ and/or the Rapture will have a negative effect on the revenues of big box companies and cause mass hysteria in the homosexually raped felon single mothers.
They've found us! Quick, run! Burn the evidence!
