Pudding
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“ I like to eat pudding on the breasts. LOL!!!!!!”
~ Sicilianman on Pudding
“How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!?”
~ Some Guy on Pudding
“Milky milky pudding!”
~ Euan Tough on Naughty naughty boy
“You see, Jazz is like a Jello Pudding pop ”
~ Bill Cosby on Pudding
“Pudding... All the pudding, all the pudding all gone with the yellow... do you have my pudding?”
~ That nut from Guild Wars on Pudding
Pudding is a fatty food enjoyed by fat people. The origin of pudding is not clear; many of today's top scientists, such as Stephen Hawking, theorize that pudding is a radioactive, mushy mixture of sugar, dog semen, and whale fat. This theory is detested by pudding companies, who insist they use walrus fat, not whale fat. Whatever the ingredients, pudding is a menace to society and should be avoided at all costs. Along with McDonalds, it has caused severe obesity in 98% of the Earth's population... the remaining 5% are just big-boned.
It is interesting to note that pudding is in fact a fossil fuel, which may be why the delectable sludge is demonized by so many.
The word pudding is widely acknowledged to be the funniest word in the English language. It is a portmanteau word, formed from the combination of the words pud and ding, and it is palindrome and an onomatopoeia. Curiously, the only other English words that are also palindromes and onomatopoeias are twat and dumpling.
But I'll be damned if it's not fricking tasty.
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[edit] Pudding is an orgasm
Besides being an aphrodeshiac, pudding is amazingly sexy and tastes really good. Not only will eating it cause it to have an instant orgasm, but you will have one too. The rest of this page is wrong. Pudding is amazing. I love pudding, and you should too. Pudding actually can be smoked through a bong, as well as sniffed.
[edit] History of Pudding
Pudding was discovered by Mr. Nobel in his non-peaceful rule over central Colombia. He used pudding to keep his cocaine farmers from being able to run away with the product, instead they had to try to escape at a slow waddle. The pudding formula was later picked up by the DEA who then sold it to Canadian dissidents for 3 cows and a donut, eh. Soon the Jell-o corporation, under the control of The Chicago Bears spread pudding across stores nationwide. What Mr. Noble's first name is, the world may never know.
[edit] Pudding as a Euphemism for the Best Thing Ever
Pudding can also be a Euphemism for sex. It can be sex in general, or, for instance, sex with your best friend's girlfriend, whatever pops your bubble.
[edit] Production of Pudding
Raw pudding is extracted from the ground by the use of modern equipment such as pudding rigs, which pump pudding in its crude form up to the surface of the earth. From there, pudding goes through a one-step refining process (add fat), and is shipped around the world for use in pudding-powered engines and as a food used for eating.
[edit] Other Uses for Pudding
Pudding can be rubbed on the skin a moisturizer, substituting the more expensive moisturizers which have been known to have traces of arsenic. Due to the cheap price, many ski slopes use pudding in years with little snow, after all the pudding melts, the bodies are gathered and ground up and put in the next season's batch, which means more voluptuous, thicker and colorful pudding. The crazy lady down the street from the old country is rumored to have said that pudding gets a ridiculicious out of 10 on the funometer.
[edit] Not so Fun Facts
Originally, there was no noun pudding. There was only the verb to pud, meaning to either eat the magical mixture deliciousness that tasted like chocolate and goodness or to go to White Castle. The noun pudding got its start in 1983 when the cops busted Morgan Freeman, describing his crime of "Pudding4". The 4 was eventually dropped due to a negative wormhole caused by Al Gore.
[edit] The Pudding Man
a commonly known superhero among the dairyleague, currently resides in the city of Detroit where he is worshipped as a god. His archnemisis being The Antidairy, bent on destruction of all cow-based tasty treats. Pudding Man was orinally graced with superhuman powers by the Great Pudding Lords at the end of his junior year 32.6 years ago The Pudding Man title its self is not a name, but a title. The Pudding Man is not to be confused with the moch Pudding Lad, who stole the idea because his rooster lost in a cocke fight.
[edit] Healthy Pudding
Instone High Protein Pudding, created by space robot Sylvester Stallone is the only healthy pudding that exists in the entire world (Also including Canada), however, it costs 2 fricking dollars a can.
[edit] See Also
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Categories: MINITRUE APPROVED | Food | Tasteless | Desserts | Puddings | Poop Cuisine
