Purerave
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Purerave began in 1998, as somewhat of an experiment in really bad HTML code. The first version, created as a school project by Sauron and Joely '(yes, that's his name)' aka Mein Führer. Having realized how easy it was to create a site and make others fill it with content, the team went on to learn the real power of the dark side of HTML - aka PHP. Eventually, Sauron left to conquer middle earth as a giant flaming vagina-like eye, leaving Joely by himself to produce an amazing less-than-technicolour vomit of webcode. This was Purerave 2.0.
Over the years, the site went from 'completely free', to some people can pay, to 'people who want the better features have to pay', to you definitely have to pay, only to eventually go back to you not really having to pay. All this time, purerave kept it's relative shape and form, as well as it's fugly blue background. This is the very same background colour pattern that caused Marvin Heemeyer to go haywire in his Killdozer, destroying half of a small town in the United States somewhere.
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[edit] Added Features
Joely likes to come up with new "added features" every year or so. Such features include, ads on all pages, ads on some pages, ads on only the front page.
[edit] The Kansas Controversy
For some unknown and stupid reason, the owner of purerave after hearing of a similar website having financial problems, told that site's owner that he could take on the soon-to-be-displaced massive of retarded, rednecked ICP fans. This move was generally regarded as a saving grace for Kansas kids, and generally regarded as the worst move in history since Napoleon went to Waterloo.
Since the influx of teenage skanks, juggalo's and Ass Klowns, Purerave has turned into a battleground between Canadians and Kansas retards, who, are blissfully unaware that Canada is not in fact a very large city to the north. It's rather surprising that many don't ask us how many miles to the can of dog food we get with our sleds. For those who don't know - the EPA is roughly 1can per 80mi.
[edit] The Message Board Controversy
Once upon a time... there was a message board. Then there wasn't. Then there was. Things apparently got "out of hand" and suddenly, there wasn't a message board anymore. and suddenly, everyone remembered how much of a Jewish Nazi douchebag the guy running it all is.
[edit] Meth Use
Yeah, don't do that shit, ya crackwhore!
[edit] The Llamacon
The llamacon began as a simple idea to have a new icon on pr. This icon represented an ode to all the wise experienced pr users. Although a beautiful llama icon was created after many rejected llamas, it still was not good enough for Joely. However, purerave is still host to the ugliest icons on the web. This further proves that Joely is does not know what is best for his site and is having a hard time making simple descisions.
[edit] Service Disruptions
Despite the amazing number of idiots who have paid for CS status, the site goes down almost on a semi-regular basis. You could almost time each server crash with a timex watch - that is, if such watches allowed for 3 month intervals. Interestingly enough, each time the site goes down other sites like TorontoRaves experience a spike in visits.
[edit] The Great Crash of 2006
Because the website admin is a douche, shit doesn't get backed up. Worse than that, is the fact that he takes a lackadaisical approach to maintaining the website. As a result, this happens:
