Pwn
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“In Soviet Russia, n00bs pwn YOU!!â€
~ Russian Reversal on n00bs and pwn
“You can call me Pscar Wildeâ€
~ Oscar Wilde on the letter P
“All i remember is being shot by a BFG 9000.â€
~ Cyberdemon on Being PWN3D
“I pwn in your general direction.â€
~ Monty Python on pwnage
Pwn is an essential component of 1337tspeak. Many believe that is an acronym for "pathetic work, n00b," but it actually translates to "defeat with great respect for ability."
PWN as a noun is a Person with Narcolepsy.
- I pwn j00 n00b translates to I emerged victorious, though the match was long and my opponent skilled.
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[edit] The Origin Of Pwn
pwn was first seen in a very pld vidip game called Moler 2 (this has many pther names). hpw it was made was an acident. The Game had the wprd Own in it but misspelled it sp that it was spelled as Pwn. This alsp makes since because the letter P pn the key bpard is right next tp O.
[edit] About pWNing
Pwn or pWN is one of the most important factors in modern computer gaming and the key factor in determining just how 1337 a gamer is. As any 14 yo male can tell you, it sux azz to get pWN'd and that only n00bs should ever get pWN'd. If you don't know that already you must be an über n00b. Equally important is having the ability to pWN others. pWNing and getting pWNd are the driving factors for many young men, and the only thing worse than getting pWNd by someone younger than you is getting pWNd by a chick or fairy boy.
[edit] pWNing
To properly pWN in most video games it is often necessary to spend many hours a day, several days a week getting pWNd yourself until you can swipe your daddy's credit card and go out to eBay and get yourself better gear. Once you are properly outfitted you can go look for n00bs in the chat room and challenge them to a game or duel. Finding the right n00b is über important as getting pWNd by a n00b is almost as bad as getting pWNd by a chick, but not quite. N00bs are easy to spot as they generally want to trade for n00b gear or ask obviously stupid questions, like how do you upgrade an item or how to finish a quest (if they were 1337 they would have already read the hints web pages or gotten a cheat guide).
Once you have your n00b in hand, you should first test the waters with some simple kills. If things are looking up for you, start hot-dogging it and pulling all the dirtiest tricks you learned after the first time you got pWNd. On FPS games it is important to learn all the best snipe spots and then camp out while the n00b runs around trying to find you. It is essential that you never weaken your resolve and allow yourself to be killed, a proper pWNing requires that you inflict the maximum level of embarrassment to the n00b you are pWNing.
pWNing can also be inflicted on non player characters and monsters in the game. This is best achieved by going into an area of the game that has become way too easy for your current level.
[edit] Getting pWNed
- Dude, you got your azz pWNd hard, what a n00b!
Getting pWNd is a hard thing to live down, especially if at the hands of a lucky n00b, a chick or someone you thought was a n00b or a chick but turned out to be someone who is 1337 and just lost his cheat guide and was asking a question that made him sound like a n00b. On the off chance you get your azz pWNd it is important that no one in you clan is watching, as getting pWNd too often is a sure way to get yourself replaced. Although getting pWNd happens to everyone every now and then, it is important to minimize the possibility of this happening by getting into a clan that has better players than you are. Clans can provide you with backup in FPS and Combat Sims and schweet gear in RPG and MMORPG games. If you are a n00b who likes to pose as 1337 it is important to do so far away from any clan members or potential clan members. If you get pWNd too badly you may want to consider deleting your current account and starting over, or at least switch to a different game for a week or so to avoid being repeated taunted with IMs and in the chat rooms by the 1337 chick that just bulldozed your sorry azz. Also see: http://www.you.justgotowned.com/
Kings get pwned!  [edit] How pWN came to be
Pwn started back in the 1920's, due to the reign of gangster Al Capone, who had a habit of stabbing you in the face and shooting you in the back and giving you new concrete shoes and finding new uses for woodchippers. Because of this, getting killed by his gang became known as being "Caponed", later shortened to "'Poned". Pwn's current form comes from a typo in the name. [edit] The pWN ScaleThe A scale (from 1 to 10) created by pwn specialists who felt that lemon party was boring and wanted to measure the pwning of noobs to a certain degree. -1 A pwn that backfired 0. A non-existent pwn. A pwn that may have been planned but never executed, or maybe just a pwn that simply never existed in the planning or execution stage.
[edit] pWNing Throughout History While the term is generally associated with modern video gaming, the term pWN can be traced back to the book of Exodus in the Old Testament.
The term was widely used throughout the Bible and can be found in the stories of Saddam and Osama, David and Fatso and of course the Tower of Wacky Speech Impediments. It had a small falling out during the dark ages since everyone was dying from chicken pox and no one had the balls, let alone the brute strength to pWN anybody. There was a great revival of the word with the discovery and colonization of I Can’t Believe It's Not Asia™. The new European invaders took it upon themselves to pWN everyone in sight, all the while screaming at the tops of their lungs "What you aint got steel yet, man we be pWNing your n00b asses". This went on for a couple of hundred years before it backfired on them at the battle of Run Over By Bulls.
It was quite a blow to the Euro-American psyche, and the only thing that could be done was to go back to killing each other instead. This new trend was a real hit in the late 19th century and early 20th century where an estimated 421 billion Europeans got their asses pWNed by super-model Annie Hitler and her posse. Unfortunately Truman Bot crashed the party and put an end to the carnage. The good old days seemed like they were over forever until a heroine addicted monk named Oddari came up with the world’s first video game, Unreal Tournament 2004. During the first demonstration in a smoke-filled bar in lower Manhattan a local historian took up the controls and quickly defeated his opponent, exclaiming, "Damn yo! You got your azz pWNd hard bro! What a n00b!". The rest, of course, is history.
[edit] How to pronounce Pwn
Pronounced: "pown"...n00bs.... [edit] Legend of the Pwn KingHow the legend of the Pwn King got started no one knows. What we do know is around the time the word "pwn" came into frequent usage, n00bs started circulating stories around the internet of a gamer so incredible that he could not be beaten at any video game. There were rumors that this was no mere human but a cosmic entity that considered all the people of Earth mere n00bs to be pwnd. Possibly also the fabled and mysterious entity known as AAA. His appearance changes with each telling of the legend but the most describe him wearing blue-grey chrome armor with a crown of the same style on top his head. He generally wears large boots and a bright red cape carrying a scepter with a lightning bolt shaped P on the top his first name is also rumored to be Randall. As the legend goes, if enough n00bs gather in one place on November 11th (the n00bquinox), claiming they are 1337, the Pwn King will descend on the Earth to teach all humans the true meaning of the word PWN. [edit] Other Usages
A weaPWN is a weapon that is commonly used in PWNing. This includes the Rocket Launchers, BFG 9000s, The Medieval Battle Axes, and ICBMs (Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile).
 Harpwning is a sport native to Japan and Alaska. Parts of Canada enjoy harpwning too. It involves going out to sea with a harpwn, which is thrown into unsuspecting Greenpeace members. Greenpeace pwns prefer no longer to participate in harpwning after some embarrassing losing streaks. Being sore losers, they have tried desperately to put an end to the popular sport. Harpwning is sometimes referred to as whale hunting.
This phrase often get's mixed up with the word Pwn. Pwnied often refers to: A) Being Pwnd by a horse or Donkey. Often used in Rodeos and Horse love clubs. B) To be sexed by a horse or donkey. Often used, again, at Rodeos and Horse love clubs.
The act of pwning someone with a stone (bricks are also acceptable).
Secondary past tense for Pwn.
A swedish pop band, L33tallica, has recorded the "Some kind ow Pwn" album. They sold 20 million of CDs in first weekend among all of l33t tr00 playaz.
Playing the Foundation map on Halo 2 with only rocket launchers and hiding in the corner rooms waiting for unsuspecting n00bs to walk by. After tearing the n00b a new orfice with your rocket its mandatory to yell "PWNHOLE!".
Short for terra-pwn, or pwn * 2^40 if you use any of this, you are a pWnR [edit] How to forget you got pwnd
[edit] The Pwn constantFollowing extensive research involving n00bs, pew pew lasers, and cake, your mom concluded that
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