Pwning
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“What the fuck is Pwning?”
~ Nick Who on Pwning
Pwning, or to ", is the act of being supernaturally Uber. Uber of course a name given to people who
Citing the word "Pwning" and/or to " is often used as a first line of mental defense by retards, also known as n00b$.
In the real world, this is often a discussion killer, laughing and pointing at one whom your having a discussion with and shouting "!" has the almost magical ability to stop almost every conversations carried out with normal people. Beware, a n00b will often be able to counter this by yelling "I your n00b ass", which will either result in a never ending contest of wits, or the ultimate surrender of one of the participants. After which he/she will ofcourse be the other's "Biatch".
As any word in moronian, Pwning can be used as a verb, noun, curse, shovel, or dead elephant.
Reasons to proclaim the fact you are "Pwning":
-After gathering 5 people to backstab someone, having backstabbed one of your closest allies, backstabbing the 5 people who helped you, then claiming all their earthly goods for the sake of your mission concerning taking over the world.
-Generally, doing anything that makes any head (but yours of course) asplode.
-Talking to a (living, and awake) girl for more then 3 seconds.
-Generally, wrecking something that took other people hours to do in a matter of minutes, just because you can.
-PWOWN isn't a world nerd. Pwn is fine but seriously, PWOWN? are you on crack?
When however on the receiving end of some serious Pwonage, it is best to lower your head in shame, and never go back. Or hit back so hard, all the Pwn will flow towards you enabling you to use it to shape the universe to your will.
