Qatar

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“Ah, Qatar, the only qountry in the world that starts with the letter Q. Poor letter Q”

~ Osqar Wilde on Qatar

دولة قطر
Unhappy Funparq
The State of Qatar


(Flag)	(Coat of Arms)

Motto: " we hold our own."

Anthem: "Our Flag looqs liqe a reciept"

Capital

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Largest city

The Whole Friqqin' Qountry

Official languages

Thuganese and Broqen English

Government

Monarqhy

-Qing
Vice Qing(s)

Tupaq Shaqur
Qhristopher Wallace and David Isaaqs and Hadi Daher and Stephanie Matt and Mohammed Hanbal =P (suqq it nwbs)

National Hero(es)

Tupaq Shaqur

Declaration
of Independence

Never even nown to be there

Currency

Qraqq, Qoqaine, and Pieces of Paper

Religion

First Church of the Streets and Rapology

Qatar is a riqh land filled with beautiful beaches, and bitches. The southern part of Qatar is still in the proqess of trying to get their mixtape to Dre. Saudi Arabia is the only qountry to the south, and the rest is surrounded by water. It is planned to be annexed by Qalifornia in the years to qome, due to Prime Minister Tupaq Shaqur's so-qalled "Qalifornia Love".

1 History
2 Qulture
3 Geography
4 Issues in Modern Siense
5 Population
6 Weird Stuff That Happens There

[edit] History

There isn't muqh to Qatar's minimal history as a qountry, but it does have a lot of stuff that happened before it reaqhed qountry status. Unfortunately they were all sold for qraqq when Prime Minister Shuqar rose to power, and ordered everything that was worth something be pawned off to the loqal shady pawn shop owners.

There was a few things reqovered, one of whiqh was when a young Osama Bin Laden traveled through the qountry, looqing for his lost dog. He looqed hard, but poor Fido was lost and gone forever. The last plase he was seen was with a young George Bush, who wanted to sell the dog to help support a loqal qoqaine dealer.

[edit] Qulture

Qatar is an exsellent qultural melting pot, if by qultural melting pot you mean a bunch of Islamiq idealists.

Thug arvin also instituted a bunqh of new qultural aqtivities liqe shooting people, fuqqing hos, and rapping. These have taqen over muqh of what used to be predominantly Muslim idealists, but people don't qnow whiqh was better for them. The well qnown Al Thani royal family all terribly suffer from what is qnow in proper qountries as retardidness.

A Qatar qouple engaging in some "Muslim idealist" aqtivity.

[edit] Geography

What much is there to say? It's barely a qountry, let alone an aqtual area of geographiq development. It's surrounded by water, and some of it touches Saudi Arabia.

They are trying to get moved next to Qalifornia, but the United States government doesn't allow foreign qountries to just join them for no reason (yet they allowed Texas and Qalifornia to join even though they were qountries before they were states right?). Most people believe this is the qase beqause most Ameriqans hate the Middle East, but that isn't the qase beqause the President is best friends with the Prinse of Saudi Arabia, and doesn't want to piss him off anymore, ever sinse the "Sleepover gone wrong".

[edit] Issues in Modern Siense

Despite its small size, many sheiqhs are qonfident that Qatar will beqome one of the pioneers of modern siense. However, there is a long way to go yet. After the revolutionary disqovery of fire in 2004, journalists from aqross the world watched a fire being lit in selebration. Unfortunately, scientists failed to realize that lighting a fire near a gas station was a bad idea. The explosion qilled 2 men, appoximately 570 qamels, and Omer Simpson. The death toll qontinues to rise.

[edit] Population

Just enough to maqe it an Olympiq Qandidate for 2016

[edit] Weird Stuff That Happens There

Qatar is well qnown for buying sports stars from other qountries AND REAL MADRID IS THE BEST QAS, qhanging their names to Muslim ones (liqe Mayhad Hamad and Ali-Al-Wahabi Shaheef-Wallah-Aseem Zayid Al-Danhabi), and paying them large amounts of money to do so, just so they qan win medals at sporting events. Also, Qatar reqently had a huge boom of bars that under age drinqers now visit regularly. A lot of raqism happens there as well. Liqe, there's aqtually a system qalled "Qatarization" where they fire foriegners beqause they want the jobs for themselves. There was even a site qalled qatarsuqqs.qom.

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