Quantum Monty Hall problem

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The Quantum Monty Hall problem is a moral dilemma stemming from the conditional probability paradox conventionally known as the Monty Hall Problem. The problem resides in the Book of Physics, 5:21-22, And thus spoke Monty, "having shown thee a goat behind curtain two, will thee change thy decision to three from one?"

[edit] The Monty Hall Solution

The original Monty Hall problem has a Monty Hall solution in which the conditional probabilities of a grand prize being behind each of the three curtains are compared prior to and following your initial decision. When a curtain is chosen, Monty Hall reveals one of the curtains you did not choose and then asks if you would like to change your mind. Due to the then meager following of the Church of Physics at the time, many chose as they felt and were oblivious to the revelation that was the solution. A physicist who had confoosed this for a math problem discovered that when Monty reveals a curtain to not have the prize, he raises the probability that the remaining curtain has the prize from 1/3 to 1/2, thus dictating that you should always change your decision.

[edit] The Quantum Monty Hall Solution

When the problem was returned to physics for peer review, the true nature of the problem was finally revealed. Hindenburg uncertainty states that you cannot know both the position and velocity of any antique incidiary. Therefore, when Monty reveals the position of the stove to an accuracy of +/-0.0000000000001%, he masks its true velocity and casts doubt on whether you changing your decision will ever prevent you from choosing the stove, and the other stove behind the other curtain. Thus one must place their faith in the Gods of Physics so that he may make known to you the velocity of the grand prize, since its position is still unknown, allowing you to not descend to their level of antiquity.