Quasi-tachyal-bosun computers
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These computers were invented in the year 2037 RU, and are now commonplace in research labs across the world. Invented by Dr. Thomas Light, in a fit of drunken super-genius, no one is entirely sure how they work, but scientists have managed to copy the technology. Apparently, from the study of the schematics, the computer goes though a bunch of inane, pointless processes that should not yield such fantastic results, but somehow do. At one point, invention of this device was attributed to Al Gore, but he denied any involvement with the project.
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[edit] History
Back when Al Gore was still Dr. Light's assistant, they were in the early phase of designing robots. However, they ran into an issue; the computers they had for the lab were not powerful enough to compile the AI programs. Dr. Light decided to address the problem of computer processing power. However, due to the complexity of the problem frustration was running high, and Dr. Light sank deeper and deeper into the bottle, until one fateful night. Dr. Light stumbled into the lab, after having finished several kegs of Wily Beer. He blacked out, and the next morning, the qausi-tachyal-bosun computer was in the place of the old computer. Further examination revealed that Dr. Light had in fact invented it, as his name was hardwired into the system software as the designer. It was more than powerful enough to compile the AI of several robots simultaneously.
[edit] Technologies Dependant on Quasi-tachyal-bosun Computers
First of all, one must mention robots, as the QuaTaBo computers were initially designed for compiling robot AI, and, as such, the sentient robots are dependent on them, otherwise they'd be mindless automatons(see also:Jack Thompson). Other technologies include frozen bananas, sliced bread, and Mr. T
[edit] Standard Peripherals
The standard peripherals for a QuaTaBo computer include a three dimensional mouse(as the computer works in three dimensions, not two), a multilingual holographic keyboard(especially good for Engrish), dual monitors, 3D Glasses(less expensive than a three dimesional display), and an X-Box Controller(for use with the anti-virus program, nothing else will do for eradicating those pesky virai).
