The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
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The definite article which was to be accomplished rapidly and without delay of a color similar to that of wood or earth alert carnivorous mammal with pointed muzzle and ears and a bushy tail moved forward by leaps and bounds at a point over intervening space over another definite article probably descended from the common wolf that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times, in this particular instance one that is often predisposed to a lack of action, in this case likely to be in or near a state of sleep.
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[edit] History
In 33 BC when Alexander died, an arctic fox mourned the tragedy right outside Babylon. In his mind he knew that the cause for his fuck-friend Ally's death was the Indians. They embarrassed him and Seleukus Nikator even married an Indian King's daughter. He vowed to kill all Indians and feed them to the lions and tigers in the Indian forest. He sprang into action and ran. People who saw him running like his ass was on fire and he became famous as The Quick Fox. In a couple of years he reached India. The heat of the sun had tanned him brown. His beautiful white fur was now brown and he was too pissed. That is when he saw a very sexy Indian princess bathing in the royal lotus pool. Since there could be no man to see the princess bathe, there were no guards but a guard dog. Some sources and historians claim that it was a bitch because in her childhood the princess was known to "red rocket" the dogs in the palace gardens. The long years of traveling had brought the fox in complete heat. He missed ol' Ally like never before. Watching the princess get out of the pool, her fair behind reminded him of ol' Alex's behind and he jumped. The dog, while waiting for the princess to finish her long bath, had fallen asleep which was then mistaken for his laziness and history since then knows him as The Lazy Dog. So because the Quick Brown Fox jumped over the Lazy dog to make intimate love to the princess' behind, the sentence became so widely known. Later the lazy dog and the quick brown fox married until she realized he had been calling her a "lazy dog" for the past 5 years. This ended in a bitter divorce in which she took half of everything.
Lexicostatistitions think that a statistical technique used in glottochronology can be used to estimate just how long ago the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
[edit] Etymology
The sentence (The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.) has a nucleic acid consisting of large molecules shaped like a double helix associated with the transmission of genetic information limted to lexicostatistitions.
[edit] Common Variations
- Mr. Fox… TV Quiz Ph.D… bags Jew lynck.
- Fucking the fucking quick fucking brown fucking fox fucking jumps fucking over fucking the fucking lazy fucking dog fucking fucked.
- I apologized to the beef jerky vendor and was acquitted of all sexual harassment charges.
- That's one very quick jump for brown fox, zero giant leaps for foxkind.
- Bright vixens jump; dozy fowl quack
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- The hot young pornstar licks the old saggy grandma
[edit] Humour (not)
Q: Why did the quick brown fox jump over the lazy dog?
A: Because Jackdaws have had just enough with the Sphynx of Quartz.
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[edit] Analysis and counterpoint
This is quite a well known example of a sentence doing a good job of utilizing every letter of the alphabet.
Many expound unequivocally about this as if it is impressive without apologizing, although they must be joking!
They almost extemporize about how jaw-droppingly difficult it is to achieve such a feat quickly.
Poppycock, say I (but I quietly admit chances will be improved if you just fix it and Americanize your spellings!)
Of course, it is even easier to manage if you have an advanced lexicon, bastardize the language in some way, or blatantly cheat by making up words such as quipjack.
[edit] Demographics
- 49% Quick Brown Fox
- 49% Lazy Dog
- 3% Jumping
- -1% Your Mom
- -25% INT stat
