Qweasd
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Qweasd is closely related to Birrong and Urengthian in the Technical-Devices-turned-geographical-location section of the world. It is a six character password which is, to this day, the only string whose MD5 hash is the same as the one of Qweasd's.
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[edit] Use of Qweasd
The use of Qweasd in modern day computing is well known as the most unbreakable password. It is highly recommended to use this password as frequently as possible, to avoid redundancy. If you fail to use the password of Qweasd, you leave your account open for Internet hacking by evildoers. The government has petitioned the use of Qweasd, saying that it is unconstitutional, but has so far been unsuccessful. This was seen as an act of war against information, and the media has since portrayed Qweasd as an unbeatable force, much like Oscar Wilde.
Qweasd is now being used by major ISP's, in an effort to guard against the aforementioned evildoers. One such ISP, which will not be named for security reasons, is generating all new passwords for their accounts as Qweasd. They have not yet had any successful hack attempts on accounts on that server. This method will now be implemented across Japan, The USA, Australia, and Birrong.
[edit] Qweasd In Culture
Qweasd has been seeping its way into modern culture at an uncanny rate. The most obvious show of this is on the official qweasd home-page - http://www.qweasd.org/
[edit] Spelling Qweasd
Qweasd can be spelt in many different ways. The most common way to spell it is Q W E A S D. It can also be spelled in the more advanced way, which many scientists use to secure multi-million dollar servers, such as Google and the evil Wikipedia.
[edit] Bad Qweasd
The word Qweasd can be used in a variety of contexts, one of which being the description of many objects. The term 'Bad Qweasd' is often used to indicate the lack of admirable (and desirable) traits in something. Although not as widely used as the term 'Qweasd', it is rapidly being adopted by many cultures globally. Its use has been documented as far as in Bosnia and Tajikistan.
[edit] Illustrating Qweasd
The Qweasd was believed to be created by the maker of the condom (also the inventor of toothpaste). Qweasd has been represented over its years of use by a floating muffin emoticon. You can also illustrate qweasd by a straight line, followed by a parallel circle. Although this method has been proven impossible, it is still highly regarded as the most accurate way to portray Qweasd.
'Bad Qweasd' is often illustrated by an upside down floating muffin.
