Qwertyuiop
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“Oreos are better than whole white bread!!”
~ Daniel Jew-Booth
Qwertyuioponiggasfajewandbeanersonlythathavemassivecockstochopdownmassivetreeslikeinthedavincichodeandbecomearichchineseshiek was one of the most popular Bewb metal band of the 1930's, along with The White Whiny Ass Crackas, and Yellow Racist Asians. Although only staying together for three years, the band managed to produce six full length albums Condoms that have greatly influenced many different genres and ages (most notably: Incoherent Dick Metal and BEWB!!!Metal) through to today.
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The band started in 1924 when a large group of black greedy jews watched a donkey show and later stole the donkey. "Check Dem Fo' STDS" (who form this point on we will refer to as "Cranky Asshats Together Suckerly" or CATS) met in a band class at their highschool. CATS were intrested in the developing neu metal scene in their area and started a band called CATS Prance.
CATS Prance jammed in Cecils basement for five years before getting signed to The Nigga Balls records in 1969; LOL 69! They only released one single under The Nigga Balls; their one single was called "Sending Tom Brady Up Our Ass" and later all grew massive cocks to chop down massive trees like Da Vinci. At the time of the release of the single, their band consisted of a full orchestra, including bongpipes, harniggaca, musical buttocks players(Asshats), and 19 "JiggaBoosHoopin Fo Dah Whoopin!" The success of the song was so great, raking in $1 for the group (quite a bit because the Great Depression had just set in), that 3000 members of CATS Prance and Sesame Street left with their share of money to work on other projects, such as helping start Yellow Racist Asians. After this, on new years 1930, CATS Prance changed its name to Qwertyuioponiggasfajewandbeanersonlythathavemassivecockstochopdownmassivetreeslikeinthedavincichodeandbecomearichchineseshiek and left The Nigga Balls to sign with "All Douche-A-Roni, All the Time: Napa Fo Sho Hoe".
Working with All Douche-A-Roni, All the Time: Napa Fo Sho Hoe, Qwertyuioponiggasfajewandbeanersonlythathavemassivecockstochopdownmassivetreeslikeinthedavincichodeandbecomearichchineseshiek was riding a wave of success. Releasing several hit singles such as: Kingstroker, DoucheHooly Getting Gay With Kids(DoucheHooly GGWK), and "Rearning to Rap Rish Rerrow Racist Rasins (Their Korean Kim Jong Ill Accent made the songs intended name start with R's). Learning to Rap With Yellow Racist Asians."; they were soon considered the "Latest Greatest ThAng" so the GheTto Community Sued the papers for using Thang and that started the The Sherman riot. They released their first album, entitled "Dying Eggs Black,White, Then Black To Make An OREO!!!" on January 20th, 1930 and was later the creation of the famous snack Oreo! The album went triple Blackinum within the first week.
Their combo of success was broken, however, when fellow bewb metal group AsylumFo'Niggas took them to court over allegations that they had ripped off their bongpipe riff in the song "CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!".The case dragged on for months with no sign of an end. An end came eight months later when AsylumFo'Niggas presented some evidence in the form of a book called "Qwertyuioponiggasfajewandbeanersonlythathavemassivecockstochopdownmassivetreeslikeinthedavincichodeandbecomearichchineseshiek Ripped Off Our Tiny Cocks" by Yellow Racist Asians. Qwertyuioponiggasfajewandbeanersonlythathavemassivecockstochopdownmassivetreeslikeinthedavincichodeandbecomearichchineseshiek almost lost the case (and their massive ritalin abused cocks) because of this new evidence, but it was then revealed that AsylumFo'Niggas were really White whiny ass crackas in disguise lookin fo a quick buck. Qwertyuioponiggasfajewandbeanersonlythathavemassivecockstochopdownmassivetreeslikeinthedavincichodeandbecomearichchineseshiek, the court, and the jury all told AsylumFo'Niggas to next time go to china town and suck some dudes dick to get a quick buck that way. Qwertyuioponiggasfajewandbeanersonlythathavemassivecockstochopdownmassivetreeslikeinthedavincichodeandbecomearichchineseshiek transformed and rolled all their imported african weed immediately after learning of these White whiny ass crackas in disguise lookin fo a quick buck and the two forces engaged in (Balls to Balls Combat).
The battle raged on for what seemed like a century. Many Nigga-Tates were lost, but Qwertyuioponiggasfajewandbeanersonlythathavemassivecockstochopdownmassivetreeslikeinthedavincichodeandbecomearichchineseshiek won, because they whipped out their massive cocks and raped White whiny ass crackas in disguise lookin fo a quick buck like there was no tomorrow, to show the world they were number one like the famous Safety S.S.Hannon10.
During the years between 1930-1933, amidst the war the band did in fact manage to release five more albums that gained them mountains of Weed and all that good stuff(not only by Depression standards either, a lot for today aswell) for the band. In addition, just for clarification, the band did keep fighting with their massive cocks even though they broke up after the release of "DeeDeeDeeMoto, Ian-DOUCHE-A-YAMA, and Brian's DoucheDeeDeeDee Jungle all Suck Balls," just to show the world they were number one and were better than the famous Safety S.S.Hannon10.
[edit] Niggacy
Besides their albums, Qwertyuioponiggasfajewandbeanersonlythathavemassivecockstochopdownmassivetreeslikeinthedavincichodeandbecomearichchineseshiek left behind many other things behind after breaking up. To name a few: Their style of bewb metal that resonates throughout music even today, the idea that Kanye ShetBag West may or may not care about black people and the Oreos out there (like Yellow Racist Asians), the infamous jewboard, the fact that the other White whiny ass crackas in disguise lookin fo a quick buck didn't care about Yellow Racist Asians and a free trip to kazakhstan with $0.01 in spending money to meet the famous Borat. I mean $0.01 in spending money and to meet Borat for those White whiny ass crackas in disguise lookin fo a quick buck would be heaven for them because thats more than they make daily.
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- Dying Eggs Black,White, Then Black To Make An OREO!!!
- We're Not Gay, But We'll Learn
- Bunch Of Shakespeare Quotes
- Hab so slI Qu'ch
- Greatest AssHats
- Santa, Please Don't Rape Me
- Jews, Beaners, Niggers Be Hoe Fa Sho!
- Shoop Da Whoop!
- DeeDeeDeeMoto, Ian-DOUCHE-A-YAMA, and Brian's DoucheDeeDeeDee Jungle all Suck Balls!
- Gay Buttplug hits
