RBD

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“I thought they were fake?!”

~ Oscar Wilde

“They are not gay!”

~ Typical RBD fan

RBD (Real Bad Dancers) is a Mexican pop group. The group is composed of six egotistic plastic dolls: Anahi, Dulce Maria, Maite Perroni, Alfonso Herrera, Christopher Yukerman, and Christian Chavez. The pop group is known for their signing and telenovela acting. It also should be noted that they are terrific role models for oue kids. (This only applies to retarded, homosexual,idiotic kids).

[edit] History

RBD originated from the Mexican/Japanese telenovela Rebelde and made the jump to the real world in 2004 when the soap opera ended. After that RBD realized their potential to become a real group they started to record brainwashing albums in almost every language in the world in order gain money and become world leaders. The band members consider each other siblings from the same mother, Maddona.

[edit] Discography

[edit] Albums in Spanish

Rebelde (Rebel)
Nuestro Amor al Dinero (Our Love towards Money)
Celestial (We are Celestial gods)
RBD Edicion Especial en vivo: Monterrey (RBD Special Edition Live in Monterrey)
Empezar a Contar Nuestro Dinero Desde Cero (Starting to count our money from zero)

[edit] Albums in English

Rebels (White version of Rebelde)
Discovery Television Unplugged: RBD
RBD Brainwash Volume 1

[edit] Albums in Portuguese

Amorichi Revelde (Rebel Love)

[edit] Albums in Japanese

Mechi Brishi Go Pikachuchu (My Big Fat Ego)

[edit] Critisism

RBD has been criticized for having a big ego, brainwashing kids, caring only for money, having a big ego, being plastic, singing badly , having a big ego, thinking that they are perfect and flawless and everyone in the world needs to worship them, and lastly for being fake.

[edit] Subliminal Messages Controversy

RBD was accused of having satanic subliminal messages in their songs. For example in their single "Money, Money", the phrase 'si no hay Money Money no, no tendrás ni mi número de teléfono' played backwards says 'follow the dark side young Jedi'. Another example of subliminal messages is found in their song "money makes me hungry" which played backwards says, get this "money makes me hungry" .......... incredible right? However, RBD denied all of the accusations saying "We are only after people's money and adoration towards us, why would we want them to go and worship someone else?"

[edit] Plagiarism

RBD is also accused of plagiarasing music. It is said that they stole songs from Hannah Montana, Hilary Duff and Kelly Clarkson and translated them to Spanish. An example is "Tu Dulce Voz" which RBD got from Hilary Duff's "Little Voice". RBD also tried to copy Nintendo's logo to use it for their soap opera.