Republic of Taiwan
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| Motto: "Made in Taiwan Corrupted Republic" | |||||
| Anthem: "The Dirty Green Nation" | |||||
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| Capital | Tainan | ||||
| Largest city | Taipei City | ||||
| Official languages | Mandarin | ||||
| Government | Democratic Corrupted Republic | ||||
| -President | Nine English Horses (馬英九) | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Smiling Sue | ||||
| Declaration of Formation | May 20, 2008 | ||||
| Currency | Old Taiwan Dollars | ||||
| Religion | Corruption | ||||
“You are only a province of mine! Therefore, I still control you! Hahaha!”
~ People's Republic of China on the Republic of Taiwan
The Corrupted Republic of Taiwan (Traditional Taiwanese:台灣貪腐共和國, Communist Rebel Script: 中国台湾省) is a democratic corrupted republic located in East Asia, but was overthrown by the KMT in the year 2008. This republic was the shortest ruling nation in the enitre universe. It was formerly called the Republic of China. In 2008 elections, corrupted president Hsieh of the nation changed the name of the nation to the Republic of Taiwan, but for a few days he was sentenced an execution for corruption and the republic only lasted two days.. It was only known as Taiwan, when a new country formed, it is called the Klingon People's Democratic Republic of Taiwan, unfortunately this party only lasted for one hour and the KMT overthrown it.This republic was destroyed by KMT and all DPP members and Taiwan Indepence Activists were all executed and currently their bodies are on display in the National Palace Museum. These are all thanks for Darth Vader sending its special Storm Troopers to hunt them all down.
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[edit] History
The history of the Republic of Taiwan can be traced back to May 20, 2008. In the afternoon of May 20,2008 the nation broke into two parts: the Pan-Green Coalition which controlled the southern part of the nation, and the Pan-Blue Coalition which controlled the northern part. The Pan-Blue Coalition had more money, supporters, military weapons, foreign relations,alien relations, animal relations, and in May 21, 2008 the Pan-Blue Coalition united the nation again after the Yilan War. Today, the Pan-Blue Coalition still exists and has always exist as a political leading party. It has 200 out of 200 seats of the Taiwanese Congress. In May 22, 2008, KMT and Storm Troopers supplied from Darth Vader have entirley destoryed the DPP and Taiwan Independece activists. The Republic of Taiwan is listed as the most corrupt nation, shortest surviving nation, the most corrupted leading party, and the weakest party in the universe.
[edit] National Emblem
The National Emblem of the ROT represents a sun, which is similar to the Japanese Imperial seal.
[edit] The Civil War
About 1 second, after the nation united, they decided to attack another nation. It set its target on Greece. In May 20, 2008, the ROT navy arrived at the capital of Greece, Troy. The war lasted only about 5 minutes. The ROT lost, obviously, and Greece decided to help KMT to destoy the new republic and the DPP. Therefore in May 21, 2008, one day after the war, civil war began. The Japanese Empire allied KMT caused a war by continuously attacking the republic and in one minute European nations, especially the Japanese Empire eliminated the republic supporting the KMT, Republic of China is formed again, but was later changed to the Empire of China, when they control 3/4 of the universe. The ROT only attacked 1/100,000,000,000,000,000 of the allies of KMT, in 0.00003 seconds during the civil war. The ROT lost the civil war and was overthrown by the KMT, all officials of the republic, members of DPP, Taiwan Independence Activists, and other traitors were all executed and hunted doen by Darth Vader's Storm Troopers.
[edit] Politics
There were currently 34 legal political parties in the ROT. Only one of which are considered major: the KMT Nationalists. In 2008, a new constitution was written by the Nationalists, and was passed in the Taiwanese Congress by the 99.999% votes of approval. The new constitution states that all people supporting KMT in the ROT are equal. It also states a civil war for overthrowing the corrupted DPP government to recover the name Republic of China.
Legislation in the Taiwanese Congress is passed by a parliamentary procedure known as "Cage Match". Bills are submitted to the Chairman of the Congress, who declares "Two men enter, one man leaves!" following which representatives of the political parties engage in a no-holds-barred tag team kung fu match on the parliament floor. A bill that is sponsored by the party winning the brawl is signed into law by the President of Taiwan if the party leader defeats the president in single combat in the courtyard of his remote island fortress.
[edit] Religion
The taiwanese are notable for their extreme worship of the Japanese, a distiniguishing feature between a mainlander and a collaborator islander. Each taiwanese family has a small shrine devoted to the worship of Emperor Hirohito and the Japanese people. All Taiwanese are encouraged to visit the holy city of Kyoto at least once in their lifetime as part of the Five Pillars of Shinto. The Yasukuni Shirine is visited by millions of Taiwanese every year and often cause many accidents such as trampling.
The Taiwaese also believe that they are an inferior race to the Japanese and worship the latter as demigods and masters. A common sight in the capital of Taipei are Japanese tourists carried on the backs of Taiwanese locals, most of which speak fluent Japanese thanks to the occupation. Taiwanese history books have called the time the Chinese Golden Age, and many Taiwanese activists are attempting to reincorporate Taiwan as part of the Japanese Empire.
[edit] Military
With little experience of war with other nations, the military of the Republic of Taiwan isn't strong enough to attack another nation anymore. However, it still has the ability to defend itself. In 2008, it considered eliminating KMT in order to gain control of the nation forever. However, the military is against the ROT and DPP, giving support to KMT. In May 21, 2008 The Republic of Taiwan have been destoyed KMT and Darth Vader. The Storm Troopers use the weapon shown on the right is the battle cruiser designed by the Taiwanese inventor Chien-Ming Wang. Unfortunately, it was not able to float in early trials, and is now used as a battle grain silo. It is the most advanced battle grain silo in East Asia.
[edit] See also
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