Rabdon-Michael
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| Rabdon-Michael Automotives, Inc. | |
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| Owner(s) | Michael Jackson, Gertingson Fife V |
| First car | Ricky Classic |
| Latest car | Rabdon Bono |
| Headquarters | Tallinn, Estonia |
| Type | Subsidiary |
| Owner | Rabdon Comics |
| Owner type | Comic publisher/creator |
| Original Founder | Ricky Thomas Mortensen |
| Founded | 1998 |
| Cheapest car | Ricky Other |
| Priciest car | Rabdon Bono |
Rabdon-Michael is one of the most latest[1] car manufacturers to date. Mom[2] is the word.
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[edit] History
In 1998, Ricky Mortensen built some random[3] car out of car pieces. He also tried to sell the car, but that failed. Then he thought, if there were two cars... If there were two cars, the car brand called Ricky-Mortensen would probably be a rare kind of thing. So he built the second car and it ended up bought with $2000[4].
A few years later at 2000[5], Ricky asked a few friends to help him find car pieces from the junkyard[6] and thusly ended up with the term Ricky-Friends. That became the latest car brand. They also made a car called Rickfriend R1 and Lenny-Carlson Carl1.
Later on at 2005[7], a guy called Gertingson Fife V came up and bought the car plans and made up, with Michael Jackson, the new brand of Rabdon-Jackson. In 2006, the brand name was changed to Rabdon-Michael[8].
[edit] Cars
Throughout 1998, the Rabdon-Michael company has created various cars, starting out from their first, Ricky Classic and Ricky Other, down to today with Rabdon Bono
[edit] Ricky Classic
Ricky Classic is one of the most flammable cars in modern history. It takes in nitrogen, only and mostly feeds of little children or big babies. It's original project codename was Tim-Berners 1337 and it's speed was designed excactly for 1-5-7[9]. To build it, it took 2 months.
[edit] Ricky Other
Ricky Other is less-flammable, yet still flammable, than Ricky Classic. It takes in Disel, only, and mostly feeds off oil tanks. It's original project codename was Riekà and it's speed was designed excactly for 1-3-4, which made it safer than the Ricky Classic. To build it, it took 3 months.
[edit] Lenny-Carlson
Lenny-Carlson and it's subsidiaries are the most english vehicles in American history. They have no wheels and are based on hovering. The creators of Lenny-Carlson cars were Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Ricky Mortensen and Bill Gates.
[edit] Rabdon Bono
The Rabdon Bono is the most priciest car in the world with up to 2 million dollars at cost, at least so it would of been, if the car at least had some doors. In fact, the car has 10 wheels, but just 0.6.54 doors. Bill Gates had bought it during 200something.
[edit] Notes
- ↑ The company began in 1998, however, Michael Jackson was founded guilty in 1935
- ↑ Your mom, that is
- ↑ You are full of mammary glands
- ↑ Known fact during 199X
- ↑ Exploditime!
- ↑ Did I say it was a Microsoft junkyard?
- ↑ LATER? That's like, 1000000 years later!
- ↑ It really took so much time to understand...
- ↑ According to the Dr. Madhouse Speed System
