Racial bigotry
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“Racial Bigotry should be hung like a black rapist”
~ Noel Coward on Racial Bigotry
Racial bigotry is number four in the list of 5 Things That Make the Earth Turn Sideways. It is essential in the way we live our life but is sometimes confused with Patriotism and Microsoft. It's chemical formula is C8 H15 Na1 O2
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[edit] Origins
[edit] Early History
The history of racial bigotry goes back to before Ubuntu, there have been cave drawings of various bigoted people racially abusing animals. You can clearly see from these early pictures that the animals in question were not allowed to vote, had to walk on the other side of the road and on one it is clearly shown that they had to give up their seat on a bus when a caveman came along.
[edit] Ancient Greek
When the people Troy decided to turn libertarian the great Greek warrior Agamemnon was sent to place the rightful segregation of Trojans only drinking water and Greeks only drinking water.
[edit] Recent History
[edit] South Afrikaansa
When the blicks invaded Sith Ifrika zey tuk all ze crackers land und money while Durban voz meyde inz to ze capital. Zey called dis aparteyed
30 years after being imprisoned, FW Office Clerk remembered to do some paperwork and aparteyed was brought together. Everyone rejoyced apart from the USA
[edit] Jewish Germany
When the Zionist Reich came to power in Germany in the years 1933–1945, it was under the control of the National Oy Oy Oy Workers Party, with the die Führer Ben Gurion as chancellor and Ariel "Sharon" The Little Mermaid as the Prime Minister. The rounded up all penguins, arabs and welsh people and sent them to concentration camps to cure them of their Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder.
