Radioactive cheese

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Radioactive cheese is a strange - not to mention cheesy - substance, known to grow around Microsoft certified nuked railroads. While many observations of its rather unusual behavior have been made, closer examinations have yet to give much information, as the radiation, combined with the extremely hostile and aggressive behavior, soon force the average scientist to run like hell.

[edit] The Ties To Nuked Railroads

There is more to the relation between radioactive cheese and nuked railroads, be they MS-certified or not, than the fact that it tends to grow around them. One horrific tale tells of a person who one day stumbled upon an extraordinarily hostile pile of most cheesy radioactive cheese; it instantly killed him in a most gruesome manner. His accompanying friend, who heard the horrendous scream, then came after him and was killed as well. Soon, people began investigating their dissapearance, and one by one, they all walked into the cheesy territory and were thus killed, one after another. Soon, a large investigation team was dispatched, and thus, as they stood no chance against the fearsomely cheesy powers of the radioactive cheese, they too followed...

A year later, the now slightly obese pile of radioactive cheese was captured, found guilty of mass-murder, and sentenced to prison for life. However, as it was being taken away, a terrible discovery that would soon come to cost many more lives was made; a nuked railroad! Not only that, but it was clear that it was made not by man, but by cheese. Oh, the cheesiness!

And that, was just the beginning... Shortly thereafter, more cheese was spawned by the cheesily nuked railroad, covering the land around it. And in turn, the cheese began producing its own brand of nuked railroads, in turn producing new, even more vicious forms of radioactive cheese. How gruesomly cheesy!

[edit] Other Discoveries

While many aspects of the existence of radioactive cheese remains a mystery due to the problems inherent in the closer examination of it, there have been a couple of major discoveries in recent years...

[edit] High Amount of Fluffiness

One of these recent discoveries is the fact that radioactive cheese possess an abnormally high amount of fluffiness. This conclusion was made by an exceptionally brave scientist, before he was promptly fluffalized to oblivion as a result of touching a large, moldy piece of radioactive cheese.