Rammstein

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Rammstein
Origins	Wo'liegt'dieses'verdammte'dorf
Years Active	1900-present
Genre(s)	"Holy Jesus Christ this music is crazy"
Labels	All Americans think Germans are Fascists Inc.
Members	6 German Sauermilchkerlchen (Ayran men)

Rammstein, not to be confused with Rammstink, the putrid odor emitted by male mountain goats, is a metal band formed in the year 1994. Rammstein was created when German rock goddess Tokio Hotel spewed forth four beautiful billy goats from their nipples. These goats later shaved and became the metal band Rammstein. They are well known for being the shit, absolutley bollocks beyond belief. Their musical style is known as Tanz-Metal ("Dance Metal") despite the fact that they know absolutely nothing about dancing and can barely do anything else. However, to make up for this, they use plenty of not enough flame-throwers in their live shows, music videos, yoga classes, etc. They are best known for their style, which involves a lot of cool sex scenes, the use of Arabian textiles, raunchy performances that involve bestiality, BDSM, exhibitionism, lots of rolled R's (although no one in the known universe, but singer Till Lindemann can roll the R's) and, well, flame-throwers. They are a particularly fantastic band, especially because they sing mostly in German, and nobody can understand what the hell they're talking about; another fantastic thing is that they are not only willing to but enjoy having sexual intercourse with each other on stace giving them an edge selling albums to the little homosexual children in England who wear gay little shorts, and grow up giving head to the headmaster, and who play a totally gay version of baseball called "cricket" and a gay version of football called "rugby" and a sport they call "football" but which is actually "soccer" (despite the fact in the so called US "football" there's no use of feet, the smart Americans keep thinking they really watch football, while the real football that only their moron nation calls "soccer" was existing while Americans were still living in a western movie and killing Red-Indians). They tell the press that they mean no harm in their lyrics and on-stage love-making (it's just for fun says former publicist Adolf Hitler).

Rammstein also has a asteroid (minor planet) named in their honour, 110393 Rammstein. This planetoid orbits the star of Hizzledorph, discovered by scientific expert Jerry Faldwell in 1928.

[edit] The band

The cover of Rammstein's twenty-first album, which was originally called Six guys that stand in one place all day and is also entirely identical to their second album.

“The concept of German musicians are a little like the one of English cooks: Whatsoever they make, it becomes pudding!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Rammstein

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The name "Rammstein" is roughly equivalent to we will own your soul with our awesome music. The band name also came from the tragic Christmas Day show event in which Till, who was working as a basket-weaver at the time, accidentally signalled for a high powered seasonally decorated Jet to land beside him at the Ramstein Airbase (although rumour has it he may have purposely made it land on his whole family after having a bad argument with them over his olympic swimming career who were having a good old Christmas get together next to him at the time). He will always remember his cousins last words which were, "You neverr verre in ze facking olympiccs Du dumb besterd!". Richard was inspired to create a band whose music would pound your ears with loud, loud guitar playing, and bring about the feeling of running head-first into a stone wall over and over again trying to comprehend the German lyrics. Their eponymous first song, "Rammstein", describes the nightmare that Till experienced after passing out from drunking himself (with 20l beer) out-cold at an Oktoberfest that same year.

In spite of the lyrics being exclusively in German, the band has enjoyed major success outside of Germany for the same reason that Japanese voice acting in anime is so popular with otaku: because hearing things in a language that you don't even come close to understanding is automatically cool and trendy.

The cover of Rammstein's second album, a concept piece about bras, which was originally called Holdzemfrumfloppen.

All the band members come from East Germany, indicating that they have no sense of the word "rich". These crazy foo's are:

• Till Lindemann, the man who inspired the band's name with the aforementioned incident, which also rendered him unable to speak in anything except a dark, growling voice. Not to mention he doesn't stop trilling his R's no matter how much the band tells him to because he thinks it makes him sound totally superfantastic. Supposedly, he got this idea from Nosferatu, which he implied in a 2001 interview made while he was drunk on vodka. He is thought to be the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in an arm-wrestling match, but this is unconfirmed as of now. He has considered changing his name to "The Singer From Rammstein", so people would know who the hell they were talking about. He never drinks alcohol except on occasions in which he is conscious. Has a really good head of hair for a 73-year-old man. Yup, I'm beginning to think that Rammstein was blessed with good hair (except for Ollie, who was blessed with a Save-the-World forehead. And Paul, who was, unfortunately, cursed with bad judgement when having his hair cut/styled). (Lead-vocalist and Führer).

• Richard Z. Kruspe-Bernstein, who is, in fact, a Guitar Ninja, having learned from the great master "Ongakumaru", who is rumored to be so proficient at his art, that nobody has ever seen him play. Actually supposedly nobody has ever seen him period. Richard's complete invisibility during concerts shows how proficient he actually is. It is due to his presence that Rammstein has never played in Cooperistan, where Guitar Ninjas are forbidden. Also known for his silver nail polish and really cool hair, although he is, yes, it's true, 68 years old to date. But he is cery strange, and likes to wear black lipstick and eyeliner, to look extra invisible. He even sometimes wears a bustier on stage. The coolest guy on Earth. He is worshiped by monks in the Kruspean temples of Zurich, and has the most supreme hair-spikes in the world, even to rival the ones of Dero from Oomph!. (Guitarist).

• Paul H. Landers, formerly known as Henry Hirsch, the tenth reindeer who was fired by Santa Claus for repeatedly being caught having "carnal relations" with several elves, and on one occasion, Mrs. Claus. Not that we can blame him. Oh, he also got spanked by Snow White in the Sonne music video. (Guitarist).

• Oliver "Ollie" Riedel, whose forehead once reflected an evil dictator's satellite laser cannon shot and saved us all from Armageddon as we know it. He now regularly blinds audience members at Rammstein concerts by reflecting the room's light off his forehead. Bastard, albeit a very hot one. (Bass-guitarist).

• Christoph "Doom" Schneider, who got his nickname from holding the Guiness World Record for owning the most copies of the game DOOM in a single household. How a man would want to shoot demons from Hell that much is a subject of debate. Looks really good as a woman (see Mein Teil video). (Drummer).

• Christian "Flake" Lorenz, whose nickname is pronounced "FLAH-KAH" and not "FLAYK". Now that that's cleared up, we can move on. Rumoured to be Mammon, Son of the Devil. Flake enjoys to do the robot on stage, paint pictures of himself dancing on stage, and then use interpritive dance on stage to explain the meaning behind his paintings. He actually sometimes asks audience members to help him masturbate furiously to his afforementioned paintings. Is a gimp in his spare time. (Keyboardist).

• Hans Gigolo, a lesser known member of the band who was only a member for two weeks in 1993. Hans was voted out out of the band because there was no need for a Spoon player (not to be confused with "the Need for spooning" which is widely needed in a Rammstein consert) in Rammstein. He is now known by the name of "Salad Fingers". Likes to touch rusty spoons. (Spooner/Backup Breakdancer).

• Josef Stalin, Commie leader of Rammstein, he plays the sax-a-boom on stage in the background. He usually is mounted with 20 flame-throwers and a banner that says "Hulle Granz" on it.

• Greg Soto, one crazy motherfucker, that can jam with a man flute while being on fire.

• The Limited Too fashion designer, dude, she designs ALL of Rammstein's clothes. Pink, sequin-y, sparkly and embossed articles of clothing are all the rage in the German death metal scene now.

• Steve Ballmer (rumored), simply in the band so he can FUCKING KILL™ something.

The cover of Rammstein's third album, the sixteen-hour rock opera protesting the fall of Communism and the partitioning of the Berlin Wall for tourist souveniers, which also included the duet with Lisa Loeb from KMFDM, and the secret hidden track with Elton John playing the bongos on a nude Steve Ballmer's ass.

[edit] Controversy

A snapshot from the controversial music video for Die Schlange ("The Snake"), one of the few unreleased Rammstein songs.

Of course, we can't talk about a band like Rammstein without going right into the controversy that they've got, can we?

For starters, they speak German. German, for crying out loud! It's the language of hate! It also inherently causes depression in human beings when they speak it! And Till speaks with trilled tchrlll's! that sounds just like Adolf Hitler's diction! And they talk about nothing except sex, sex, sex, sex! Clearly, they are a bad influence on our children's lives even though most of the people who listen to this band don't know German! Because German is inherently the Devil's language!

Their evil music videos must also not go unmentioned! Take, for example, the music video that was going to be used for their unreleased song, Die Schlange (The Snake). It depicts a snake in a cage attacking a feeder mouse that is let into the cage, and then coiling around it and eating it in the most sadistic display of evil I have ever seen in my life! Clearly, we must head over to the home of Rammstein and order them to purge their music of the Devil's influence! Die Schlange also referses to night terrors that Flake has had since Till raped him in the ass in the 4th grade and then later in the live performance of Bück Dich.

The band was questioned after an alleged bet with their contemporary band Megadeth that they would somehow manage to work softcore porn into one of their songs. Of course, they ended up forking(and spooning) over several times the original amount they had agreed on (sodomy and gay sex count as two things), but with a resounding "This isn't exactly what I was expecting..." though it should be noted that their crotches HAD indeed expanded noticeably.

[edit] Alleged connection with Goatse

Rumour has it that the Rammstein had a secret affiliation with the Goatse, because in their track Ich will there is a line saying, Ich will, dass Ihr mich gut seht which means "I want you to see me well". But the phrase "gut seht" aroused much controversy as it served as a homophone of "Goatse" and the meaning of the line was altered to, "I want you to goatse me". None of the band members has cleared out the speculation yet.

[edit] Concerts

Rammstein is also known for its supremely droll concerts. They make great (but still not enough) use of pyrotechnics in their live performances since none of their audience can understand German. They have mastered the amazing superpower to shoot fire from practically every place on their body, including their eyes and their penii. So much fire that the band travels with an entire oil tanker. In fact, there have been little to no concerts in which they haven't used fire. The only concert in which they had a performance not involving fire was in Fellatio, Massachusetts, in which their performance of Bück Dich ("Bend down" or "Bend over", literally "Bend thyself") was to feature Till Lindeman simulating anal sex with "Flake" Lorenz in bondage gear, using a dildo hooked up to a hose spurting custard. 9 months after this incident, Flake gave birth to twin baby dessert pudding, which both died in a freak kitten huffing accident.

Believe me, it actually happened loads of times up until the Massachusetts concert. Is it just me, or is Flake just the band's GUINEA PIG?

Rammstein also plans to hire criminals to rape, murder and steal from their fans, because they think it's so damned hilarious, and I agree.

[edit] Albums and Songs

[edit] Albums

• Herzeleid (1995) (Heartache) — Named for the painful heartburn Till was having when the album was being produced.

• Sehnsucht (1997) (Longing) — Named for Flake's longing to finally get enough money to pay for his surgery, so he can finally feel like a real woman.

• Mutter (2001) (Mother) — Named for an incident when Doom's mother walked in on him jerking off to bestiality. Awkward.

• Reise, Reise (2004) (Arise, Arise) — Throughout the years and much abuse of Till's penis, due to wild sex parties with groupies from all over the world, Till's penis had given up on life and could no longer go on. His lack of erections left him depressed and so for this album was dedicated to Lindermann's penis. His road to recovery will be a long one. Just like his unforgettable legendary "Bück Dich" performance mammoth size penis. OHHH.

• Rosenrot (2005) (Rose-red) — named after the medical disorder when the colon is pulled out of the anal cavity with a large object such as a large penis belonging to another band member.

• Völkerball (2006) (People's Ball) — Rammstein's second live album, recorded at this years Oktoberfest in Stuttgart. All band members were unconscious, and playing volleyball, while performing.

[edit] Songs

Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil ("Schnappi, the little crocodile") — Rammsteins first mega-hit.

Wollt Ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen? ("Do you want to see the bed in flames?") — It talks about Till's kinky fire fetish in which he tries to convince his lover that wearing a flame-thrower on his face during cunalingus would make her orgasm hotter. They came out with a sequel Ihr brennt Busch ("You're burning bush") but just before it's release they changed the name to Asche zu Asche ("Ashes to ashes") instead.

Rammstein 'Ramstein [the US airforce base]' — Is thought to have been named after a flight show disaster that took place at the Ramstein military base but not so. It was actually named after the entire band went on a 3 day kitten huffing benge and reportedly gang banged a woman to death after simultaneously copulating with her. Several of her organs collapsed and her heart exploded after one fatal thrust later dubbed the Rammstein.

Du riechst so gut ("You smell so good") — Is about the band discovering a brand of aftershave that smells like burning oil, bumsex and burning rectal hairs, then applying it liberally to their groupies to make them seem attractive.

Der Meister ("The Master") — Till's autobiography, stating his wild fascination for blood, fire, unlubed bumsex, bloody firey unlubed bumsex and world domination.

{{Q|Seemann...C-Man, no... wait, sailor? No, that can't be right. Oh! Gross! Semen!}

Seeman ("Seaman") — A monologue detailing exactly what's left in Flake's rectum during Bück Dich. Poor bastard never saw it cummin... LOL semen.

Sonne ("Sun") — Describes what Till Lindemann thought was happening around him after staring into the sun for too long during an eclipse.

Links 2-3-4 ("Left 2-3-4") — You hear that bassline? That's the speed Till thrusts at when he grabs Flake for naughty-time after the concerts.

Spring ("Jump") — A song telling EMO pussies who can't bring themselves to "take the plunge" that nobody hates anything more than a suicidal EMO, except for an EMO who is too pussy to actually commit suicide.

Feuer frei! ("Open fire!" or "Fire at will!", literally "Fire freely!") — Is all about what Rammstein like most (except wild orgies with groupies), fire. It's about fire, burning things, and people being burned alive, only to become more dangerous and burny. Rammsteing were banned from performing the 'special' video for this, which combines their usual flame antics times three, plus the Bück Dich sodomy act. The result would have been Flake being penetrated with a lit firework and thrown into the crowd in a dinghy, but those kitten huffing bastards who organise stuff said "Nein, weil wir wollen mit Flake nächstes Wochenende Bumsex machen".

Mein Herz brennt ("My heart burns") — The band was experiencing terrible heartburn during that time (among other things)after visiting Mexico and indulging in their nationally famous dish diaburrhito explosion.

Rein, Raus ("In, Out") — Talks about Till's most memorable experience with several groupies.

Moskau ("Moscow") — Not the same as Dschinghis Khan's song, this is a copyright infringment on that song. It doesn't even have anything to do with Moscow. Features Josef Stalin on backing vocals, naturally. (Who else can muster such a feminine Russian accent? Russian women are all basses, as is common knowledge).

Amerika ("America") — Written shortly after several members of the band emigrated to New Mexico in order to help produce the next moon landing[1]. The song was written to announce the move to their fans, and make it clear that everything was going well ("We're all living in America / America / Ist wunderbar!").

Adios ("Goodbye") — Following Rein, Raus it discusses Till's feelings when the end result of those encounters came back to haunt him in the form of court ordered child support.

Mein Teil ("My part") — This is actually a song about one of Till's favorite recipes: I Can't Believe It's Not Soylent Green. If you like foreign food, especially German sausage, you gotta try this!

Bück Dich ("Bend down" or "Bend over", literally "Bend thyself") Bestrafe mich ("Punish me") and Spiel' mit mir ("Play with me") — Are all S&M songs Till came up with whilst serenading his "First Arsch" lover and fellow bandmate Flake. All are also featured on the CD set NOW That's What I Call Gay! Volume 1 and 2.

Stirb nicht vor mir ("Don't die before I do") — Describes Till's problems with premature ejaculation. The statement "Don't die before I do" is actually a metaphor for climaxing during sex; it relates to the fact that orgasm is French for "Little Death". Also, in Elizabethan England, "to die" meant "to have an orgasm".

Stein um Stein ("Stone by stone") — This song was written by Till after a particualarly long visit to a restroom. Reportedly, he spent one hour sitting in a stall in Berlin after eating (and drinking) 7x the daily supplement of fiber.

Wilder Wein ("Wild wine") — This song is about an incident in which the band got a 19-year old Austrian girl drunk on cheap wine and gang banged her to death.

Stripped — What Till became by the Border Guards in france when he unsuccessfully tried to smuggle out three bottles of Beer and a playboy Magazine into Germany.

Ich will ("I want") — Till's song explaining that he "wants anal sex, and fire, then BDSM with a donkey".

Du hast [mich gefragt] ("You have [asked me]") — Is the main part of the song that later explains that Till was asked for oral sex from a deceased spirit, but refused on account of his inflamed tongue at the time.

Mutter ("Mother") — Till wrote this song after his first sexual encounter with a family member of his dearest friend, The Guitar Ninja (Richard Z. Kruspe-Bernstein).

Keine Lust ("No desire" or "Don't feel like it") — What Till had after his encounter with Mutter.

Ohne Dich ("Without you") — Till regrets, after he left Mutter.

Das alte Leid ("The old sorrow" or "The old pain") — Till's haunting dream, about his first sexual encounter with the family member of Richard Z. Kruspe Bernstein.

Weisses Fleisch ("White flesh") — This happened to Flake when Till ejaculated over him during Bück Dich, and has surprisingly nothing to do with racism.

Mann gegen Mann ("Man against man") — Till's reminiscence of his first frot. No further description needed.

Te quiero puta! ("I want you, whore!") — Has something to do with the dead girl from Du hast (see a few songs above).

Dalai Lama — Another victim of Till's sexual encounters...

Asche zu Asche ("Ashes to ashes") — Till wrote this the day he woke up naked in Chernobyl after he and his friends got drunk and demolished the Berlin Wall.

Laichzeit ("Spawning-time") — In the lyrics the "Fisch" indiscriminately ejaculates on the roe of its mother and sisters during spawning season ("Laichzeit / überall Fischmilch" translates as "Spawning-time / fish-milk all over"). [2]

[edit] Unreleased songs

• Benzin ("Petrol") — A very beautiful song with hardcore rhytm about war in Iraq. Which was that the US solders wern't burning enough 4 year old girls wile raping there mothers in front of them. A controversial video of this song show us a WTC Terrorist Attack behind the scenes.

• Ankara ("Fountain") — A controversial song about French people's obsession with tall steel towers. Note that the word Fontaine means tower in French, whereas the German equivalent Fontäne has strong sexual references. This was later released on Rosenrot as Zerstören, wherein Till sings about what he did to his hotel room shortly before the album was recorded instead.

• Schwarzes Glas ("Black Glass") — Describing what Richard said when he saw the ugliest sight in the world: stained glass painted black.

• Feuerräder ("Fire-wheels") — Describing, in lurid detail, Oliver Riedel's secret S&M fantasies. Ewww.

• Die Schlange ("The Snake") — A song about Till Lindemann's near-fatal encounter with a boa constrictor during an American tour.

• Idioten ("Idiots") — A song about a bunch of fanboys that tried to hound Rammstein with requests for autographs in Germany.

• Wo bist Du? ("Where are you?") — Based on an incident where Paul H. Landers got so drunk that he tried to find Santa Claus in the hotel the band was staying in during a tour in France. Later released on Rosenrot with entirely different lyrics, this time relating to Till trying to find a leprechaun in Ireland.

• Die Kosten der Liebe ("The cost of Love") — About how much it cost for Christoph "Doom" Schneider to buy a bottle of Irn-Bru in Germany.

• Halleluja ("Hallelujah") — Talks about the band's vocalist Till Lindemann episode of his earlier life, when a priest touched him "there". This thought has been tried to be changed by the band many times, saying the song is their anthem to Michael Jackson. The meaning of the title: "Hallelujah, that priest didn't touched us, only Till".

• Oh, mein Arsch blutet stark ("Yes, I love you too") - A tribute to the band's only inspiration: Malmmstein.

• Kokain ("Cocaine") - A vivid account of Tills nights spent alone in his hotel rooms. Some how he believes Cocaine to be a little white fairy that visits him. This is due to the large amounts off caffeine ingested during concerts by their face masks.

• Fick Dich ("Fuck you" or "Fuck yourself") - A song about when Till Lindemann was cut off while driving in rush hour traffic.

• Nippel und Samen ("Nipples and sperm") - The name speaks for itself.

• Keine Milch?! ("No milk?!") - A song about Oliver Riedel looking in the refigerator and being so horrifed that he rolls on the ground like he did in the Mein Teil video.

• Verdammt, ich bin durstig ("Damn, I am thirsty") - A song written by the band shortly after Oliver Riedel looked in the fridge and Till came in saying his car broke down. No groceries for you, Rammstein.

• Arschschmerz ("Arse-pain") - A song describing Paul's encounter with a woman wielding a strap-on dildo. Lyrics by Paul, sung by Till and Michael Jackson.

• Coq Fromage ("Cheese cock") - A song (in French) describing what the band ate during their Tour of France.

• Dickes Kind ("Fat child") - A song about Christoph's childhood.

• Vater, Mutter, Kind ("Father, mother, child") - An early demo of Spiel' mit mir. Vater, Mutter, Kind is a children's game, like playing house. Schneider always played this when he was young, always wanting to be the Mutter... That's why he dresses up as a woman in Mein Teil.

• Kann ich ficken, deine Kinder? ("Can I fuck your children?")- A ballad about Chrisoph's first sexual experience.

• Ich will saugen, dein Schnitzel ("I will suck your Wiener") - A song dedicated to Rammstein's pre-pubecent male fans.

• Hat Milch erhalten? ("(He) got milk?") - This is a short lyrical tie-in between Keine Milch?! and Bück Dich. It describes an amusing question Ollie asked Till after he came back from 'seeing' to Flake.

• Mein Schale ("My cup") - A song about the perverse love story of "2 Girls 1 Cup". After Till saw it, Denn Du bist, was Du isst ("For you are, what you eat") took on a whole new meaning for him.

[edit] Rammstein Worship

In 2009 Rammstein will conquer the world and YOU will worship them!

Although Tom Cruise will still tell Oprah he worships Katie Holmes.

The Ten Commandments of Rammsteinianism


Thou shalt follow these commandments, given to us by our Lords, our Saviours, ours of the holy rightgeous name Rammstein. We shalt not forget these commandments and follow them in our daily lives, to enrich and instruct others and thyselves, and remember to keep them holy.

1. Rammstein is the Lord thy God, the holy rightgeous bodies, of whom we shall love and cherish, and worship. There are no other gods before Rammstein. All other Gods are posers, and we do not put any other gods before Rammstein. Heil, Rammstein.

2. Thou shalt not take Rammsteins names in vain - except when we do not get to listen to Rammstein, or view them in concert -both truly sad and horrible. We shall use Rammstein's name with love and care, and when we are having intense orgasms because of their sex. Rammsteins name is to be used in all that is good, for Rammstein is good. And rightgeous. And holy.

3. Remember Till's, Richard's, Christoph's, Oliver's, Flake's and Paul's birthdays, and keep them holy. And if you can't get the days off, then tell them it's a holiday in your religion. For Rammsteinianism is THE WAY, THE TRUTH, THE LIGHT.

4.Honour thy Rammstein and convert the heathens. By Masturbating. Alot.

5. Thou shalt not kill the heathens. Just because they don't listen to Rammstein, it doesn't mean all of their music is crappy. And if you feel the urge to punish a heathen, review commandment number four.

6.Thou shalt understand that while they are irresistable, sexy, hot, rightgeous, and holy, and perfect in every way, shape and form, that Rammsteinian men are, too, in some ways, people. Thou shalt not harm thyself while going through massive orgasmic states in their holy name. While they are Gods, they want to be treated as equals and not sex objects.

7. Thou shalt not steal someone elses Rammsteinian goods. Go out and buy your own, you cheap bastard. Thou shalt support Rammstein and their holy name.

8. Thou shalt not blame others for not understanding your Rammsteinian religion. They just do not understand that Rammsteinianism is the way, the truth, and the light, and will bring forth thou's ultimate happiness. For they condemn because they do not understand. They need to be shown the Way. Review commandment number four.

9. Thou shalt not say that thou "owns" Rammsteinian Gods. For Rammsteinian Men are holy, rightgeous, HOT, SEXY, ORGASMIC, DROOL INDUCING PEICES OF HOLY HOT ASS...And many a Rammsteinian will want their sex. Remember that Rammsteinianian Men love and cherish us - ALL of us.

10. Thou shalt listen to Rammstein at least three hours a day, and enrich thyselves with holy rightgeousness. Thou shalt headbang, thou shalt bounce around, thou shalt jiggle, thou shalt make themselves look like an idiot while dancing to their music ALL IN THE NAME OF RAMMSTEIN. We shalt let others know that we love and cherish Rammstein and shall purposely make sure we play them loud and clear. We will spread thy love that Rammstein gives to us and pray in their name, so that they may save and rescue us from all the other evil things in the world.

[edit] Trivia

• The band was originally planning on using the name "Lamb-Stein", in reference to an incident in which Trill bought a kitschy novelty mug shaped like a joint of mutton at an East German flea market. However, the name was already a registered trademark of the Walt Disney Corporation.

• Rammstein likes cheese, but DEFINITELY not Soylent Green.

• Dschinghis Khan heard that Rammstein also made a Moskau song and issued a bounty on their heads.
  • Consequently, the band was captured by Boba Fett, and taken to Jabba's Palace, where Dschinghis Khan was staying, after his woman kicked him out. Soon thereafter, Flake came dressed as Luke Skywalker and saved their asses, then Till had his way with Flake for six horrible hours filled will uneartly shrieking noises.

• The band are widely credited with creating the phenomenon of playing the start of Feuer frei! at someone at full volume (inducing a state of deafness through sudden, violent Teutonic noise), but it is also possible that this arose seperately, perhaps helped by various Nazis and/or earphone manufacturers.

• Their most famous concert was performed in Parkbühne Wuhlheide, Berlin, 1998. However, this is, despite popular belief, not their largest concert to date. They played in Berlin a year earlier in front of two million people, however, there was an unfortunate accident during the "Bück Dich" sodomy act. There were no survivors.

• The poem on Rosenrot, Tod Nach Noten, has a verse like this: Milch in beide ohren. This describes what Flake has gone trough during "Bück Dich".

• Contrary to popular belief, Rammstein is from Canada.

[edit] See also

• Guitar Ninjas
• Santa Klaus
• Germany
• German grammar
• National-Socialist Ger—— ...NOT!
• German Traditional Suicide
• I Can't Believe It's Not Soylent Green
• Ramstein
• Fucking Mickey Mouse!