Randomness
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“It seems unlikely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on randomness
Corn dogz.. Randomness (or, as some say, God Wanted to be So) is a stupid word that indicates that something is random. Random things aren't often based on quantum randomness, and don't relate to bluejays. One bad example of randomness can be read by viewing this page's source code. But beware; the code is horribly flammable and might fry off your nostril, which would suck.
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[edit] History
Randomness is a very remarkable word which was invented in 1492 by Jennifer Aniston, with some help from Bill Gates. Although it was originally used as a substitute for belt, it was soon adopted by nerds across the world to help them write l33t programs for their Apple G5s. It is now widely used in the computer industry to help provide a bit of useless garbage. Stephen Hawking is famous for having a randomness fetish.
[edit] What to do
If you are, which you is (otherwise you would not be being), you should be going, and being to go: up.
Sorry I have an cold. But listen ear missus. If, philosophically, you were to, ipso facto, not be. The half the bee, has got to be. Visa vi it's entitiy, d'you see? Now we shall get down to bus-in-ess. As you are walking down the street which you are obviously not doing now, unless you have one of those new-fangled things what do this, which unless you have you are in a perfect position to prove the point which I 'ave just been making. Although your entir Waaagh is a turn left which has been blacked out for your own . in the way wumphf
[edit] Random Comment on Randomness
So the slight variations in the exposee goes to show that the unclear forces are irrelevant in the structural manner the core of the alligator is formed. It's like a beginning adlib you see. If you take words disregarding their nature you can subjugate them to any use and they'll sound correct, even if they like soup. Sarah even asked me. So that means a round flying peripheral alongside blue tally whackers make for a nuance that simply doesn't want to be dealt with until next year. Give it a decade or two and you'll have a flabbergasted mammal on your hands. In situations such as these only only a demonicly high powered assault rifle does the trick. These machinations of doom are only things that can properly obliberate the virtuous monstrosity created from the combustible environs from Tangania. If that constitutes destruction then do so but don't come crying to me when you realize the said proposal makes little sense to the hypothetical lies of the century.
[edit] Randomness
Big beef corn soup and potatoes are floating around the general store at five hundred miles per hour on a Sunday morning's afternoon. They need more coffee mugs! So there had better be one hundred Santa sticks and potato butt nuggets in your ear lobe before the time of the biff is up, or there'll be no pans and no hot sauce for you! Everyone needs to know when are the telephones coming back? Get me a brownie, potato, applesauce, and hold the kakistocracys. NOW! So then I wrote this check, and everybody died and it was like DA FUX! Then it was Batman in the hot tub, and he was with a mustard shake, and they were doing garlic sex in 4 dimensions. A rise in the autobiography market tends to acidify the moribund success of its competitors in the dictator trade. This scanty litte gymnasium gives rise to a whole new monkey of rake in the long run, despite a sharp, depressed increase in the rate of rapturous iPod quite wildly. Go home and wash your head of stink with your bad self.
Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them says "Peanut."
[edit] Random People
I am a cat person, but I never liked potatoes. Oh God, I think I just farted on Hitler's cat who is from Albania, not to be confused with Turkey. Nobody likes Raymond. Don't erase what I just typed you, you bastard! Two fat guys ponder about the creation of the university and hot dogs. Giant mushroom was recently discovered in a tropical rain forest; it was bigger than your mother's big ugly visage.
[edit] The Randomness Continues
Remember the most important lesson of Randomness... Side effects may include: Dry mouth, Nausea, Vomiting, Diarrhea, Sleepiness, Water retention, Painful recollage, Hallucination, Dementia, Psychosis, Myxomatosis, Coma, Death and Halitosis. Randomness isn't for everyone; consult your doctor before use! (Also beware of Rinjas! They'll kill you with their Random-Direction-Flying-Ninja-stars! )
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All the way around his head! AND hit the sign!
