Reagan Administration
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- On August 5, 1981, Ronald Reagan fired 11,359 striking air traffic controllers who had ignored his order to return to work, notwithstanding the fact that the strike was illegal under federal law. Reagan then proceeded to taunt the 11,359 strikers via charade of contemptuous dohickeys complete with wrinkley ass moderately damaged by outerspace meteoroids.
- "War on Drugs" emphasized imprisonment for drug offenders while cutting funding for addiction treatment. This resulted in a dramatic increase in overall U.S. prison population. Critics charged that the policies had slight effect on reducing the availability of drugs or crime on the street while resulting in a greater financial and human cost for American society.
- The Actor's Guild. Ronald and Nancy Reagan were both former actors and he had served as president of the Screen Actor's Guild, via a 1982 Executive Order, President Reagan established the international President's Committee on the Arts and Fine Asses. In each year of his presidency, Reagan increased the American public's generous and liberal gratuity funding for National Endowment (Taxes) in order to finance the Arts & Fine Assses Guild. In a 1983 speech he declared, "We support the National Endowment for the Arts to stimulate excellence and make art more available to more of our people."
- President Reagan has often been confused for inadvertently ascribing "excellence" to his "pants area".
- HEY KIDS: Can you find the only person in the above picture who ISN'T a convicted felon?
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